Mick Mac

The BBC 10 O'clock news tonight headlined with Marc Antoine Fortune's wonder strike against Motherwell on the opening news headlines. I was amazed until I saw that BBC has no premiership rights (to show any english footie before MOTD probably) But - hey - look on the bright side - you guys get to see the mighty Celtic. 3 great goals. Eat your heart out PGC.

Sex with a Porn Star - The Best a Man can Get. Gillette's new advertising slogan.

I thought the professional/exhibition dance tonight was the most amazing dance I have ever seen. The girl in the catsuit was impish and some of the lifts and jumps were extremely impressive.

HAL9000 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Mick Mac Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > HAL9000 Wrote: > > > -------------------------------------------------- > > > > Muff (Northern Ireland) > > > Hal - I can't believe you lived all those years > in > > Muff and thought you were in Northern Ireland. > Its > > actually in Donegal, Republic of Ireland. > > To be honest, I was only there for the diving. > Must have held my breath for too long! LOL HAL.

HAL9000 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > @#$%& (Tarsdorf, Austria) > Crap (Tirane, Albania) > Tit (Adrar, Algeria) > Bumbang (Victoria) > Shitagoo Lake (Quebec) > Dick (Weld County) > Cocks (Perranporth) > Lickham Bottom (Hemyock) > Shit (Debub Gonder, Ethiopia) > Cascade d'Arse (Pyrinees) > Spurt (Oost-Vlanderen, Dendermonde Hamme) > Nobber (Donegal) > Dump (Manchester, Jamaica) > Labia (Waremme) > Condom (Aveyron) > Semen (Moldova) > Dildo (Trinity Bay, Newfoundland) > Bottom (Surry) > Pee Pee Township (Pike County, Ohio) > Stiff (Bretagne, Finistere Ouessant) > Kunt (Punjab) > Intercourse (Dutch County, Pennsylvania) > Anus (Laguna, Philippines) > Bollock (Sultan Kudarat, Philippines) > Poo (Asturias) > Tampon (Reunion) > Pussy (Savoie) > Clit (Suceava, Romania) > Vagina (Kurgan, Belozersky) > Twatt (Orkney) > Lord Berkeley's Knob (Sutherland) > The Bastard (Argyll & Bute) > Bum (Sierra Leone) > Shag Point (South Moeraki, South Island) > Lower Feces (Galiza, Spain) > Slut (Vasterbotten, Sweden) > Rim (Nan, Thailand) > Cum (Wanderlandia, Tocantins) > Poke (Northern Uganda) > Cuckoo's Knob (Wiltshire) > Thong (Essex) > Brown Willy (Cornwall) > Shitlingthorpe (Yorkshire) > Balls Cross (West Sussex) > Fanny Hill and Fanny Burn (Scotland) > Nob End (Bolton) > Three Cocks (Wales) > Felch (Michigan) > French Lick (Indiana) > Shafter (California) > Sugar Tit (South Carolina) > Bald Knob (Arkansas) > Minge Cove (New Hampshire) > Knoblick (Arizona) > @#$%& Corner (Oregan) > Swallow (Salt Lake) > Chinaman's Knob (Australia) > @#$%& (Spain) > Muff (Northern Ireland) > Oberfucking (Austria) > Pis Pis River (Nicagragua) > Tittybong (Australia) > Wet Beaver Creek (Australia) > @#$%& (Switzerland) > East Dulwich (London) Hal - I can't believe you lived all those years in Muff and thought you were in Northern Ireland. Its actually in Donegal, Republic of Ireland. Did you not think it was a bit too peaceful to be Northern Ireland?

Jah Lush Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Bloody Tottenham Hotspur! Why did defoe only play 21 mins Jah? - was it an injury or did he not start? If he did not start then I would be amazed. Whoops - this was due to a frozen page on fantasy football - he seems to have played the full 90.

Chelsea 0 - 1 Everton

Who is Tim Spartacus? I dont remember him at all.

Fortunately it did not happen last night as was out until 3am! (office christms party) That did not go down so well with the missus. No indication of anything happening though. Checked on betfair - Missus Quids is slight favourite.

Mick Mac Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Ballymena > Belfast > Bushey Heath > Finsbury Park > Finchley > Crouch End > Clapham > Hither Green > And......East Dulwich Oh and I was at 10 Rillington Place for a bit. Forgot about that.

He lipped out on a few birdies just the other week.

Have you forgotten how to do the pictures?

I keep saying; 'Right children, time for bed...' And 'I have to go to work to pay for the house'

I would not dare. Anna already has the hump with me PGC. 'Tiresome' she said. And anyway Anna is true to one man - and they call him Fernando (breaks into song).

charliecharlie Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > you are turning into your parents > > and I am not... (thought I better let you know in > case you were worrying about it Brum...) Wot.....No picture? There is always a picture....

Ballymena Belfast Bushey Heath Finsbury Park Finchley Crouch End Clapham Hither Green And......East Dulwich

I find it amazing that almost everyone on this thread has ended up living in east dulwich.

Fancy you choosing red thread Anna.

Any chance of anyone starting one?

I feel the same about Tea Amore. Its shut when I am going to work and shut when I get home.

Just thought I would type out the punchline to my own joke - just in case, you know how it is....

Mick Mac Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Atila Reincarnate Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > Have they left early to go to an office party? > > > Or a teddy bears' picnic? If you go down on the Woods today....

Jah Lush Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > The Daily Mash has got Liverpool covered. > > Liverpool turning the corner Excellent read jah. Think liverpool fans have to agree now that rafa has lost his way and it would be a good idea for the club to consider looking at a successor. Martin o neill or gus would sort things out pdq i reckon.

hand over the money and stop moaning.

Atila Reincarnate Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Have they left early to go to an office party? Or a teddy bears' picnic?