Dougal

He is still walking around with his dog off lead.

Dear Smilesmart, If you want to improve your English the best place to go is Scotland. Glasgow is pretty good and Edinburgh is almost as good. But the best place is the Highlands, especially Plockton which is near Skye. If you go to Plockton there are also some very good wee free Presbyterian Churches where they still give some good fire and brimstone preaching. The locals still burn witches. Skiendou, Dougal Muldoon

Having to clean the haggis boiling vat in a butchers on a Saturday then stinking of boiled haggis for three days and subsequently being shunned by everyone in a wee free Kirk and having to sit all by myself on the bus to and from school for two days. I used to have leprosy but now I am cured. At least the midges stayed away for a while.

Bradford Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I think you should stop slaging off people on here > its not nice and sure there is a slander case here > somewhere but as you dont seem to care who you > slag off i might as well have a go ED is the only > place where you get all the moning gits i bet you > complane about the way the roads where gritted you > set off sad lonley tossers. I bet most off you > complaining dont have jobs try to get on the bus > for free try paying your fare and touching the > card and not your selfs. Most off you smell half > you dont wash smell off beer and piss on the seats > leave your rubbish on the bus thats before noon. > Most off you can not drive you are to stuoped to > pass a driving test thats why you are on the bus. > At lest Angry Nigel the 185 bus driver is there on > weekends to take you home bank holidays to take > you dole dossers to the shops i bet if he did not > turn up you would complane we have been here > 30mins waiting for a bus just be lucking you got > the 185. if it was not for east theames buses you > would not have the route as no other companey > wants it wonder why that is? is it because it such > a bad eraner or just that it goses past ED My name is Dougal Muldoon and I come from a wee crofting area in the Highlands of Scotland. We have very soft accents so English people should understand us. Please be patient as my first language is the Gaelic. I moved to London a few years ago and was amazed by the buses; the second wife thought they were big houses that moved. But now we know the truth and I see Bradford is in some distress about these moving houses. I sent his poetry up to Plockton to see if the Gaelic speakers could help out. They sent this back and it may not be perfect but we try to help. Skiendue. Dougal. From the Highlands: I think you should stop slaging off people on here. It?s not nice and I am sure there is a slander case here somewhere. But as you don?t seem to care who you slag off I might as well have a go. ED is the only place where you get all the moaning gits. I bet you complain about the way the roads were gritted, you set of sad lonely tossers. I bet most of you are complaining you don?t have jobs. Try to get on the bus for free, try paying your fare and touching the card and not your self?s. Most of you smell; half of you don?t wash, smell of beer, and piss on the seats. Leave your rubbish on the bus & that?s before noon. Most of you can not drive, you are too stupid to pass a driving test & that?s why you are on the bus. At least Angry Nigel the 185 bus driver is there on weekends to take you home, bank holidays to take you dole dossers to the shops. I bet if he did not turn up you would complain we have been here 30mins waiting for a bus. Just be lucky you got the 185. If it was not for East Thames buses you would not have the route as no other company wants it, wonder why that is? Is it because it such a bad earner or just that it goes past ED PS Bradford, we get plenty of moaning gits here too but they are mostly incomers, even their grandchildren moan.

Harman is a hypocrite. She wants comprehension for us and private schools for her children. The first thing she did when they came to power was to cut benefits to single mothers. There is nothing socialist about the woman or her party. Diane Abbot attacked Blair for sending his child to The London Oratory shortly before it was time to choose a comprehensive for her son, but she couldn?t find one so had to send her child to a private school. They are all hypocrites and make me to throw up.