Kolley Kibber

MR JRussel "You are Mr Kolley Kibber. I claim the Daily Messenger prize"

Oh how simply super A Troll on Troll fight 50 shillings on Xena (I have seen her TV series) *Stands in circle with others and chants* Fight Fight Fight Fight >:D<

Today I walked along Barry Road and saw some flowers on the pavement which have been left to pay respects to the poor bloke who was shot on Sunday. This got me thinking about floral tributes. When there has been an fatal accident on a road I often see flowers tied to lamposts or left at the side of the road. I want to raise a question to other people, drivers especially. When you drive along and see these floral tributes, does it make you slow down and pay more attention to that stretch of road, or does it distract you for a moment and potentially has the risk of you being involved in another accident as a result? Some people say they don't even register or see the flowers, do you fall into that category? I am curious now to see other peoples thoughts on Floral Tributes at the scene of an accident.

Forget the threads about anyone else being seen in East Dulwich, at 3pm today I saw the campest looking pirate ever walking down North cross road (I kid you not) complete with Purple Hair, a three corner hat, the works .... Who is he Why is he more importantly where did he eacape from ?

Keef Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I know it's mean, but I couldn't help laughing at > the guy who was almost crying about having been > mugged 3 times in 18 years. I kind of know what you mean Keef, and I was wondering to myself if there were any potential muggers watching last night going to themselves "and tonight Matthew it will be FOUR times in those 18 years" Bloke who annoyed me is the one who went on about the Crime (murders and so on) in Camberwell, how to make an area look even less desirable on national television in 30 seconds flat well done mate for reversing all the recent hard work done to improve the image of Camberwell by organisations like the SE5 Forum, Camberwell Renewal, Camberwell SNT's, the Camberwell Traders Association and others. (6)

I say When I have been out driving in the old jalopy, I cam across a road in Kent called "Black Boy Lane" but I suspect that by now the PC brigade have renamed it to something else

Woof this is a bit of a Sh?t posting 4/10 Must try harder Kolley

Good Morning East Dulwich Campers So I was watching that new fangled tele-visual receiver late last night, well past the time that Mrs Miggings (The Landlady to you) had drunk her Cocoa and gone to bed, and lo upon the phosphorous green screen there was a bunch of young girls dressed in swimming costumes that didn't leave much to the imagination, I tell you I have seen more material on my KK monogrammed handkerchief, strutting around telling me to send them a message via some weird and wonderful device called TEXT and using a number with only 5 digits in it!!! Now I have to say, I believe that the telephonic exchange does allow you to omit the area code from a number so that has allowed me to conclude that with only 5 digits to dial then these young harlots must live locally to East Dulwich. But I digress from my query, the ladies in question were all rather pretty, or appeared that way after my evening G&T, and I was wondering if any attractive young lady of marrying age would actually need to advertise her availability via this service or if in fact the young ladies that do are more, how shall I say without offending anyone .. oh yes as Mrs Miggings 12 year old son is so find of expressing “Mingers” (what a distasteful child young Cyril is) So I ask the Gentlefolk of East Dulwich, have you ever called one of these numbers, or even advertised your availability as a young woman of marrying age via the service, and if so what was your experience of the person at the other end of the telephonic conversation and did they look like the young ladies on the screen or does Young Cyrils description fit them rather nicely? Kolley

I have an old 1930's umbrella type FLASH gun that uses single shot bulbs... is that any help

of course I blobby blobby am not

woofmarkthedog Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Who b****y cares KK who you are....... shillngs > aren't worth tupence round here.......now sling > yer "ook > > Dear Mr WoofMarkTheDog For your information and to educate the general masses, rare ten shilling notes are worth a pretty penny or two. Please see the following link to find out how much?? Also please be informed that according to the vetenary clinic that I use to remove my dogs “boisterous urges”, the consumption of chocolate by a dog can lead to death or serious illness, therefore I advise you to lay off the curly wurlys and get some good boy chocolate drops (especially formulated for dogs) as a replacement.

I am older then you Strawbs Kolley

I like Brighton Rock but can not get much of that into a cup

I believe it is a good recommendation to let sleeping dogs lie so I won't disturb this one woofmarkthedog Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

My fictional character is dead to be sure, He was pushed off the ghost train at the end of Brighton peer by Pinkie and fell into the sea. But I "Fred Hale" am still alive as I live and breath. Sorry Mr Lush, I think that was a good guess as Fred Hale works for the Daily Messenger but I am not a reporter. Nor am I Mr. Macroban. Still no claims for your 10 shillings I see