daizie

SeanMacGabhann Wrote: > As recently as this year I've met the likes of daizie and ladymuck and had some cracking nights > with them. I have also clashed with them on here. > Quids I have had some major run ins with.. Still > do in fact. I kinda love him tho Omg what on earth do you mean by that ? ::o

God yeah ..

Huguenot Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I'm also guessing that Daizie's taste in men may > be more easily satisfied in Middlesbrough. ;-) Wrong . Im unable to tolerate accents. Aren't they poor up there as well ? Sod that .

flacid

What on earth has happened to this forum ? It used to be full of life. Now it is noticeably weaker . Answers on the back of a postage stamp please .

Having a crap after being constipated .

I'll have the one in the middle and the one to the right if he tucks those teeth away

Cock

TopOfThePops 80s special tonight BBC2 ;-)

Vibrating

sex

CS that is quite insightful . computedshorty Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Daizie likes to collect small flowers to link and > make her Daisy chains, > she learned this when a young girl, and the skill > that she still retains. Its knitting really, but close . > Not feeling well decided to see her Doctor, but > did not want make a fuss, > just managed to get herself dressed and queue then > get on the local Bus. Ex took me otherwise id have got a cab . > > Good morning Doctor I hope you don't mind me > coming and dropping in, > I have noises from my tummy and pain that travels > along my intestine. > The best thing that can be done for you, as I cant > help here at all, > is that you have a thorough examination at the > specialist Hospital. Was vomiting green slime . > > They put me in a bed, then later wheeled me to > have X-rays made, > they showed me the X-rays and pointed out the > affected bits displayed. > Now an operation is recommended to alleviate your > pain and cure. > just take a sniff of this then you wont feel a > thing that you will endure. > correct . > The Surgeon spoke all though the operation telling > of how he went, > here is the offending bits, he found parts as six > metres of intestine was evident. Cut six inches out . > Removed these bits and was put in a jar to give > to me later to see. > perhaps a use for them could be found but just > what could that be. > > Nurse Muck replaced the repaired intestines back > by folding into place, > she?s very skilled at this operation learned at > the sausage factory to lace. LOL > Only four metres of intestine now, the painful and > the noisy bits are gone, > recovering now and there is the thoughts of > getting back again to home. > > The Doctor said the best way is by therapy so keep > busy, it will help you by far, > its alright for him to say that to me lying here, > looking at the contents in the jar. > I?m busy now making up my chains, no Daisies here > to thread into the chain, > so a substitute is available so close here on > hand, the solution is quite plain. > > Look out on the necklaces for sale thread all > profits to the Hospital Charity. > some of the items there are not listed to explain > them in much clarity. > The Daisy Chains are new an bright and give a nice > scented smell. No less than Kings deserves. After care was appalling . > the other ones could be bits of macaroni, I know > but I will not tell. macaroni cheese ive just eaten liquidised

ridden

I spose my love of the forum will come back once my guts stop playing me up . Im bedridden with wind like iv'e never known from both ends :(

Aw how touched I am . Thanks for your thoughts. I am back, just .. Had emergency surgery when my intenstine ruptured, a disease called Diverticulitis . attractive .. I am being weened back on to solid food and sh1tting on a comode and not dead yet X

especially caught under ones foreskin apparently

Is that bi ?

::o

David should i trim my hedge right back or leave a bit of bush ?

Well i thought it was a poor show, id want my money back . Nothing like the days of Vince Hilair being every fooking where . Pah

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More old bill .

My choice for manager of the year being a died in the wool Palace fan would have to be terry venables .

I think Harry Redknapp ( ugly bastard) has done a terrific job at Spurs . He has got them playing exciting football and may well qualify for the champions league this season . He has also unearthed a few gems such as Pavylachenko and Gareth Bale . There . By the way i am a Crystal Palace fan .

We wont be hard to spot seeing as the usual clientelle look dead .