MissH

Does anyone know what is happening to The Two Trees Restaurant (Forest Hill Road - just along from The Herne)? It shut down before Christmas and doesn't show any signs of coming back to life...

Organic sex shop is a great idea, I'm sick of having to traipse up to Stoke Newington to buy my hemp tit tassels

Sleeve design speaks volumes. The Forest Hill Tavern is a proper old school, working class boozer, but not in a nice way... fruit machines, screens of Sky Sports, Lambert & Butler smoke, gold hoop earrings, dangerous dogs and Stella. I've been a couple of times to watch a match and found it rather intimidating and that my type weren?t welcome there

Now, what we really need is a nice big Netto on North Cross Road!

Art house cinema Comedy club Burlesque night Live music venue (for seeing proper bands not Jazz-lite to accompany Sunday lunch) Arts centre ? life drawing classes, dark room, etc.. A ballroom ? tango lessons, hire for parties, etc.. A yoga or pilates studio In fact all of the above could and should take place in one venue ? a community centre that a modern community would actually use.

It is a terrible place, the faulty towers of fitness. I once tried to go to a yoga class there - all of the staff were so rude and disinterested. No one knew where the class was supposed to be so we were left being directed down miles of corridors to a studio that had been squatted by the pilates group, whose teacher came out to scold me and shushed away back to reception. The yoga teacher then turned up half an hour late saying we'd be in the attic room which is a bit mouldy. When one of her pupils complained that it was a bit musty as the carpet was mouldy, the teacher said yes isn't it terrible and that it was the people in her classes fault as they should have complained to the council?! All this for ?10 a pop! I thought yoga was supposed to relax you?