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Loads of clips already and it's on most of the major news channels but can't wait to see the film, for which this stunt was great promo for. Almost fell out of bed laughing at this earlier....

@ BB Is that the same Max clifford who handles Simon Cowell's personal press? Please don't tell me Clifford's suddenly developed a moral compass or I'll have a laughing fit. As for the 'all there' comment, I'm just expressing what, I assume, most people are thinking or have thought about Boyle. It may not be PC but it's my opinion.

@JayBee82 Hmmm, call me a cynic but this Priory escapade is a perfect way to divert the attention of 20million BGT viewers from the TV to the newspapers. Having watched from the sidelines, like everybody else on planet earth, can anyone truthfully say that Susan Boyle ever looked like she was 'all there'? Five high profile days in The Priory isn't going to change much in regard to her mental state, i'm afraid. She'll be rich but never happy. Why? As she thought she had won it and that fact will haunt her for the rest of her life. I'd be surprised if she wasn't at the Royal Variety Performance in some capacity.... Anyway, time for a run...

tread carefully Coops, the future of your bob is at stake. i mean, what if she says, Naw, not interested. then it might not just be your old fella that's limp for a while...

I sent a long and appropriately explicit text to a young lady, who i was having a 2-week fling with at work. It was exceptionally juicy - detailing what i was going to do to her and how slowly etc etc. A few days later, i received a new handset, gave the old one to my Dad 'Reverend' Stunt.... About an hour later i received a text from Dad on my new phone. It was same explicit message i'd sent to work woman. Dad forwarded it onto me with helpfully corrected punctuation... the SHAME! :-$ (my dad now knows what a charming little deviant i am) haha.

Hey DM, Personally no, as i understand that i won't get much change out of my few million or so sheckles in Dulwich. Thing is, in this environment, i'd rather buy a row of shops in SE15 or SE27 and sit on the investment. If i buy that house even i'd struggle to fill it with presence and that's after turning the grotto into a Cupid-Stunt meets Hugh Hefner style gimp-space. --------------------

Seems like Calton Avenue has some local competition though. According to The Sunday Times Home supplement (19.4.9), the seller (below) has an illustrious pedigree: It has a grotto in the garden and is the ultimate party house, but now Andrew Czezowski, who helped launch the careers of the sex Pistols and the Clash, and who founded the Roxy club in the West End of London, has put his Dulwich mansion on the market for ?3.65m through Harvey & wheeler. Czezowski, who has been restoring the house for the past few years, wants to concentrate his efforts on Brixton nightclub The Fridge, which he also owns. Fountain House has five floors and 8000 sq. feet of living space, set in just over half an acre. Thing is, i was going to put an offer in, but it only has five floors instead of six. Damn! --------------

though not strictly toys, i play with... women, who enjoy the chase the emotions of the weak and infirm the hearts of young ladies, who know no better the classic motor in the garage at weekends poker, exceptionally badly BBW, as much as they frustrate me, i have a deep-seated need to know more about them: we need the fairer sex. so have a heart and let 'em in puh-lease, there's no fun without them...

As for the soft soft tap of the cyber intimidation, i sort of agree Ms Lucky but just let the Admin know, it does a great job under what must be some fairly dynamic circumstances. Ms Lucky some people unfortunately lack social skills in life and online, just ignore them and that'll get on their goat even more. i do. And *Bob* please stop, you're giving me so much jokes that i can't even type striaght... i actually laughed out loud

Sure this one has been discussed at length before.... I'm not one for naive ramblings *cough* but when i read things like this I really do lose all sense of composure and political perspective. Not so much the slaughter of animals by the people because they're hungry, more the fact that they're so hungry they'll soon end up eating one another. So is it time the world got all Rambo (4) on Mugabe's ass and put the country out of its misery by sending in a crack squad of the world's finest military personnel to simply take him out* or would a Mugabe-less Zimbabwe destabilise the entire African continent? Over to you... yes YOU! * read that any way you want

KK - Could you not use the present salary issue as the answer to why you are seeking employment elsewhere and the job you're moving away from was as a base to gain experience? A general few points for anyone fortunate to get a job interview in these interesting times... As hypocritcal as it sounds, employers do not like the fact that you're seeking a new job because you want more money, that's far too self-serving and lacks class. As a well-balanced professional you're looking to expand, grow and consolidate your experiences. Money is still a dirty word to some, even though it motivates the majority if not all. My advice: never bring up money unless the employer does. Never talk salary specifics until a firm offer's on the table. Also, Huge One as a new professional i would never 'joke' about money, too flippant and times are too serious. Even if you did work experience, make the employer assume you were getting paid for your efforts, even if you weren't. (E.g - I was responsible for the daily budget, staff resourcing and stock. My role? Assistant head cook and bottle washer etc) If i know you're doing a job for nada then why would and should i pay you my money to do the same job for me? Anyway, with all this great advice i know LE-ish will do just fine. Knock 'em dead. Right, that's enough FREE advice i better get out of bed and make some sheckles! :)

Firstly LE-ish best of luck with both of your interviews, i hope you get offers for both. Personally, i think you should lie as long as you can flesh out your zeroes. :) I always have. That said as an employer and ex-employee, it's not an easy situation for you. Not impossible either. As an employer, i'd be prepared to offer the market rate for a good candidate. However, knowing that there's SO many good people looking for work i'd do everything to keep my costs down. It's short-termism but hey i have a critical bottom line, sorry. This would arguably include not picking the best person for the job but the person i thought could do the job competently at a cost that didn't move me out of my financial comfort zone. If you're a specialist at what you do then this argument doesn't exist as if you are an expert, people generally offer you money to work your mojo. It's weird but i've found that the best person for 'the job' isn't always the best person for the company... Others will no doubt disagree As an employee i'd quote the 'typical' market rate and include any benefits i currently receive: gym, mobile phone, rail tickets, expenses, health insurance. Also, if you have any special skills: First Aider, Sign Language, Girl Guide Leader etc etc, it's going to help tick some of those 'I need this person on my team' employer boxes. Put yourself in the employer's shoes: are you adding value or just ensuring that he/she has to increase their price to afford you? Even though it's true most people change jobs for more money, i get the overriding impression that most people are simply aspiring to keep the job they're in at the moment. But hey, what do i know?

i think i'd get on with daizie too, but for entirely different reasons....

agree with snorky's poetry. as a working class boy done well good, i guess i'm a chav or of chav stock, shock horror! hate the fact that 'educated' fools find the need to continually attack those they deem beneath them. call me a 'banker' and i'd be really insulted....

hmm, not sure there's a connection per se, but having been to my fair share of funerals *dont'ask* i always seem to hear one or the other or both songs playing... maybe they're the songs of death by choice????

yes HB, loads of peaks and troughs but it's been a religious experience...

Even when she was in the Spice Girls, I couldn't bring myself to fancy Skeletor. Thing is, nothing turns me on more than a smile. VB only ever turns up the corners of her mouth when passing wind.

Naw HB, the most West Indian thing about me is the laid-back nature. As for the mistresses, i'm a one woman man, when there's a woman, man. still i have been known to double up at the weekends and Public Holidays...

My current wife Halle Berry, left, (with the silk material in hand) and my ex Eva Mendes on the right. She couldn't keep up with me... I, on the other hand couldn't see above her knee joint

close Huge One but no cigar yet...

daizie, i'm trying to manage your expectations, haha admittedly, i'm in the shape of my life. i have to be on account of my work

*blushes furiously and goes weak at the gammy knee*

Theresa May MP. Don't ask. NURSE!

*Decisions, decisions*

LE-ish, as a bun and cheese aficionado, your comment made me laugh out loud. Though from what i've heard i'd probably have more chance with LL than you... *another thread for another time* For me, one-on-one UK-wise at the moment, it's got to be Claudia Winkelman. i'd have to feed her up on some hard food though for about a month and a day. I've seen more meat on Hugh's Freedom Food. Humour and a way with words always did make me go stoopid at the knees. As for threesomes, it'd have to be Eva Mendes and Halle Berry. I would happily die before, during and after i dropped my load.