joe.louis.x

shitting in the park is perfectly normal i'll have you know, when you've gotta go you've gotta go

yeh i'll have a game mate, bloody love tennis, brings me back LOL

also cheers bob smith for your input xx

come link me at waitrose i'll throw bread rolls at your groin, we'll have a right laugh

M&S may be out of jaffa cakes but Whitstable by Play Dead has really been keeping me going during these lockdown blues

LOL!

the lack of jaffa cakes during this lockdown has really got my knickers in a twist, i do hope m&s sort it out

Hi big dick, im sorry sorry for your loss and im sorry to inform you that i banged all of your substnaces im very sorry

EVERYONE LISTEN TO WHITSTABLE BY PLAY DEAD

THIS IS WHAT DULWICH IS LACKING, BRING BACK WAITROSE!!!!

Who's that? What's that? (Who?) I don't know what I'm doing but I, text her WhatsApp (WhatsApp) Telling her to come through and then I Copped a Big Mac (ching) Milkshake and some large fries, it cost Four pound fifty Take the gherkin out of the inside Who's that? What's that? (What's that?) I don't know what I'm doing but I, text her WhatsApp (brrt) Telling her to come through and then I Copped a Big Mac (L'cheim) Milkshake and some large fries, it cost Four pounds fifty Take the gherkin out of the inside House party on a cold night I got goosebumps but it's alright (alright) Got a Grey Goose for a good price And I mix that with coke and ice (ching) 2 A.M. and I'm in town Dance in the street like I'm Chris Brown (dance) Bouncer comes, has me pinned down But he let me go for twenty pound (ching) Where's my wallet? (Wallet) Swear it was in my pocket (pocket) My bank card was in there And I need to make a deposit (broke) I think I'm 'bout to vomit (vomit) I shouldn't have ate that omelette (nah) Bought 50p of bitcoin Made two pound of profit (I'm rich) My mate says he's lost it I thought he meant my wallet (what?) Can't find his phone so he asked me to call it (brrt brrt) Who's that? What's that? (What's that?) I don't know what I'm doing but I, text her WhatsApp (WhatsApp) Telling her to come through and then I Copped a Big Mac (Big Mac) Milkshake and some large fries, it cost Four pound fifty Take the gherkin out of the inside (no gherkin) Who's that? What's that? (What's that?) I don't know what I'm doing but I, text her WhatsApp (WhatsApp) Telling her to come through and then I Copped a Big Mac (Big Mac) Milkshake and some large fries, it cost Four pounds fifty Take the gherkin out of the inside This girl knows nothing (nothing) She can't tell if I'm bluffing She can't have a good discussion Without her trying push my buttons (buttons) And she's not that good with numbers (numbers) She stole like half my jumpers (thief) Took her to meet my family and she squared up to my cousin (bow) Yeah she's mad (she's mad) She'll try to fight my dad Got her a taxi from the airport and she tried to bump the cab (bump) And she stole, my cat (my cat) She burnt down my flat (no way) She went to the club and put her drinks on my tab Now I'm vexed, I'm broke But I'm not your average bloke (no way) Went in her purse and placed a kilo of coke And then I said, "Goodnight" (night) Dialed 9-9-9 (brrt) Police locked her up, gave her intent to supply (bye) Two hours late for school, but you can't blame me (blame me) Fried egg sandwich, white bread, bottle of HP (white bread, white bread) Ask my cousin "When you grow up, what'd you wanna be?" (What'd he say?) He said a dealer 'cause he hates the police (okay) On his birthday he went from eleven to thirteen (why?) Because fuck twelve, he controls the streets (bow) Who's that? What's that? (Brrt) I don't know what I'm doing but I, text her WhatsApp (ching) Telling her to come through and then I Copped a Big Mac (L'cheim) Milkshake and some large fries, it cost Four pound fifty Take the gherkin out of the inside (no gherkin) Who's that? What's that? (Bow) I don't know what I'm doing but I, text her WhatsApp (brrt) Telling her to come through and then I Copped a Big Mac (Big Mac) Milkshake and some large fries, it cost Four pounds fifty Take the gherkin out of the inside Fuck gherkins Fuck gherkins Fuck gherkins McDonald's fuck your- Fuck your gherkins McDonald I've never, ever bought a burger And not taken the gherkin out You know what I'm sayin'?

listen here karens, we all know you used to bang mad pingers back in the day, let it pass on through the generations

you absolute tories let the kids have fun

these bloody youths making so much noise i can't stand it, my two kids have been crying all day, gertrude and phil are livid.