It doesn't seem to be a spoof - at least the journalist does write for The Telegraph and Daily Mail; however, it can't be for real, can it? The tone isn't very 'Times', and although its on line, some of the poor grammar, phrases and expression couldn't have passed an editor - could they? I think its a parody of the type of stuck-up persona that looks down their nose at anywhere outside of central London; often where non-whites, or working class people live. The excellent thing is that Susan has, apparently, never been here. God, I hope she ends up writing articles for Dalus Chicken's monthly staff magazine.