PeteOverhill

You could have told me! I was there!

I WILL be there next Sunday. Possibly.

I will be there.

I am back from Thailand and around this week.

I have just gone, Roar. Can you message me on Facebook when it is my go again?

Can we play again? I enjoyed that. Especially "janitors".

I'm afraid I can't make it tomorrow. I have to go and watch The Bourne Ultimatum.

Pete Cashmore. That be my name.

What? Some disreputable doppelganger has been Scrabbling under my name? The shame of it.

Challenge me to a Facebook game, Mogs.

I am so there. I am there there there. I am THERE.

Murdered by a massed army of au pairs that she deemed 'unsuitable'.

Sorry, I couldn't make it. I only found out about it when it was too late.

I like the zander this thread, it has the s-tench of genius about it. Oh, salmon stop me. And so forth.

I am very late to this thread so if someone could get me up to speed - there's this guy William Rose and he's been going around breast-feeding? Somebody called Nero?

I swear I will attend one of these one day. I swear I am not all mouth and no trousers. I am some mouth and some trousers.

I went there. I had scallops. They were quite nice. I know that's not very helpful but I thought I'd stand out more if I took a drearily middle-of-the-road opinion. I'm going there on Friday with my new girlfriend. I say that as a way of crowbarring in the fact that I have a new girlfriend.

Saturday afternoon. 2pm. Crystal Palace Tavern. Can I get an amen?

Can I reiterate that I will wrestle sharks if there is a game of Scrabble at the end of it? In case I wasn't getting the message across.

Small and perfectly formed. I got Horton Hears A Who for my friend's son from there and that's the best kid's book ever, being both about an elephant, and an allegory of collective effort.

I personally am heartened to know that the emblem will work across new media networks. Frankly, at the moment, they're just not getting a look in.

Is this really what East Dulwich is like? A transfer-window style scrum for au pair signatures, with poaching and tapping up the order of the day? Can you get any on a Bosman free?

Are there any left to employ?

Do you think she employs an au pair?

Simple question, to which I suspect I know the answer: is it a spoof or is it for real?