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Brendan

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  1. I have an oddly shaped birthmark passed down in my family from father to son. It proves that I am a direct male-line descendant of the last High King of Ireland and am therefore the rightful heir to the entire isle.
  2. Tell you what, I'm not sitting on those benches outside the Bishop anymore.
  3. Not if their fortunes don't take a turn for the up: http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/business/m%26s-on-the-brink-as-public-decide-to-peel-their-own-vegetables-20080109647/ Sorry Mockney. ;-)
  4. I think a mini roundabout would be better. A traffic light would cause an awful jam on LL in rush hour.
  5. Until recently I had a colleague with the name of Dr Pepper.
  6. Personally the kids in the Plough only bother me if I want to get rip roaring drunk, swear and smoke and make merry. In which case there are other pubs. If I just want some lunch and a pint they normally don?t get to me. Except if people have crying babies or those screechy sort of children. That can be as unpleasant as (to go back to what ???? said) sitting next to a bunch of braying horsey girls (which I had the displeasure of doing on the train this morning).
  7. In fact I shouldn't blame the skateboard I should blame the tarmac, concrete, stairs, curbs etc. etc.
  8. Absolutely rubbish!
  9. So has ernest...
  10. 2 ribs ? skateboard Fingers - skateboard Another rib ? skateboard Foot ? skateboard Ankle ? skateboard I stopped skateboarding in earnest about 7 years ago and have been a lot healthier for it.
  11. Cocaine London
  12. I think recognition of achievement is an important thing in any society but I understand that many people have a problem with the way the British honours system is so intrinsically linked to a monarchy which isn?t universally supported by the British public. But none the less it is recognition of an achievement and well done to you. I say take it. Although personally I wouldn?t. But that is because she is not my fucking queen and never will be.
  13. Careful it will make you see double
  14. Careful it will make you see double
  15. Goes well with the ruby slippers Michael *Mops his brow with an oversized red gingham handkerchief* *is hit by a crumpled up piece of paper* *Uncrumples paper * *Reads ?Plagiarist! ? signed R. Rankin*
  16. *Oh no. It?s just absinth.* *Feels legs flirting with gelatony*
  17. It's Sean!
  18. SimonM Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > ...the erotic appeal of the exposed female > breast... Madman!
  19. *Appears to be sipping on Domestos that was left behind by Dulwichmun?s au pair when she had her in to do straighten the place out last week*
  20. *Opens eyes to see munchins and oompa loompas (or possibly just essex girls on holiday) all over the place and what has to be Moonface and The Saucepan Man making off with an oversized bottle of Absolut.* *Freekin out heree maannnn* *Moves over to the bar* *Is nearly bowled over by a lion playing with a ball of candy wool* *Grabs the closest bottle and shakily pours a large calming measure*
  21. All this fuss about shampoo.
  22. ?taches
  23. *Takes pint from Munchkin?s head* *Thanks mate now run off and see what else you can find me*
  24. *Surveys the scene of Michael and the lion in ruby slippers, Keef walking in circles - following the yellow brick patio, cocky shag pipe smoking, emerald skies and half plausible billio impressions.* *Wonders what was in those cigarettes Citizen bought back from Europe.*
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