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Brendan

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  1. Class? blegh. No such thing, just different levels of slavery. That mouse in your hand is the shackle of our times That mortgage, bonded labour That degree like fuking the plantation boss You get rewarded with his favour Dammit see what you?ve done now. I get back from the pub and get roped into talking a load of old toot again. Rach you were of course correct about the ?You're all mad? bit. (Makes a change from coming up with limericks at least :-S )
  2. I've been hit by a bicycle before. It fucking hurt! But not as much as a car would have I suppose.
  3. I don?t think that was in the best taste Jamma.
  4. Fireezza in herne hill is the best I've found around here. www.firezza.com
  5. What you just said there has reminded me of something. A few weeks ago I was standing at the bus stop outside Denmark Hill station. The evening commuters, me included, were clogging up the pavement dressed in severe suits and scowling at the traffic as if staring a car down would turn it into a bus. A couple of kids walked by hidden under hoodies and as they passed I heard the one ask the other, ?Why do they always look so angry??
  6. I don?t see the need for a homeopathic aids remedy when all one has to do is eat garlic, lemon and beetroot to get rid of the pesky disease. ????. Surely?
  7. Just because you fight Marquis of Queensbury Rules in the ring doesn?t mean that you can?t do anything but. Knowing how to move and punch harder and quicker than the other guy sways the odds in your favour no matter where you are. Although if you do take boxing seriously and compete you get into a lot of trouble if you are caught fighting outside the ring.
  8. Don?t posh schools teach the boys how to box? Just because someone is middle class (whatever the fuk that means) doesn?t mean they can?t learn how to fight.
  9. William Rose sat on a cleaver. William rose.
  10. Yeah those things frighten the hell out of me. My heart jumps into my throat whenever I see one on a busy road carrying someone?s offspring a few inches from the tarmac with no protection at all if they get hit. Especially considering how arrogant and just plain stupid 90% of the population are when they get behind the wheel of a car/bus/lorry. A few weeks ago I saw a guy pulling 2 kids behind him as he did a right turn at the intersection by the library. He could have gone onto the pavement and used the pedestrian crossing but instead he decides to take on the busses and cars all vying for space. A bus going straight missed the buggy with the kids in by inches as he just calmly peddled on into the oncoming traffic. I just despair sometimes.
  11. Seems a bit soft boiled to me.
  12. BarryRode
  13. Didn?t Faux sign a pact with the devil? His soul in exchange for all the fur in France.
  14. Bunch of bad eggs! (6) Going around all scambled and as for the apple chucky!
  15. Sorry my last post sounds a bit arsey. Not intentional.
  16. Cheeper by the dozen.
  17. Yeah. Came over easy didn't it?
  18. Oh we?ve not even cracked the shell yet.
  19. He'll be kicking in heads at the punk rock show.
  20. If waiting in a queue is such a problem there are options. You can go to Sommerfield or Sainsbury?s for your meat. Spend 10 minutes negotiating the crowds (I won?t mention the quality of the produce) and then spend another 20 minutes waiting at the checkout where you will have the privilege of paying a surly disinterested cashier by card.
  21. Kinda organic.
  22. Well you were a bit pickled.
  23. I really don?t think English means being ?white?. Culturally a white, English person has more in common with a black person from the West Indies than they do with a Russian. You can?t always lump people into categories because of the colour of their skin.
  24. Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it Get yourself an egg and beat it (oh lord)
  25. Problem is I think the people who live in the other row think that my row would make good garages for them. :-S
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