Masterchef Quotage

[Belle]

Did anyone see FFG's interview about his Peckham/Nunhead days in Southwark Life? There were a good few gems in that.

[????]

Millwall Tattoo on his chest! Knew he was a wrong'un

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

I read that. Couldn't help thinking what a wonderful chap.

[that's such a lie - I hate tatoos.]

[HonaloochieB]

Monday 22/3

FFJTC "I would love to taste the pea", again, what is wrong with the man? Save it for Graham Norton, or if you're short of money that Chris Moyles quiz show.

FFGTDB "Veeeery attractive plate of food...alarmingly lovely". Started off drawing him in, then startled him with its beauty.

Happens to me all the time with prawn cocktail. I think it's the Marie Rose sauce.

[Belle]

hee hee, tonight is the best so far - FFJTC gets to show off his cooking skills and then everyone gets the meat wrong in the test. "Pork? No, that's lamb." Think he took it quite personally. Also check out FFGTDB's proud expression as he looks on whilst FFJ cooks.

[HonaloochieB]

FFJTC "It's so obviously lamb"

Of course it is, and cooked in such a way that it fooled several of your guests.

It was ill-informed palates that were at fault and not your cooking skills.

Or indeed the quality of your, or anyone alse's meat. Not at all.

Locally sauced as I'm sure it was.

[flapjackdavey]

HonaloochieB Wrote:

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> Just a thread to drop in the critiques of Fat Face

> John the Cook and Fat Face Greg the Delivery Boy.

> Tonight I particularly enjoyed FF John informing

> some poor mare that her dessert, which had a lemon

> curd aspect to it "wasn't complicated enough".

>

Loada bollocks innit ?

[Polly D]

Oooh he was so upset: 'curry powder!?' he spluttered.

[dukesdenver]

Anyone fancy a Masterchef t-shirt?

[Help-Ma-Boab]

Voice over man:

At last, 15 minutes late, Mitra gets her knocky(sp) out!

[SeanMacGabhann]

"if I feel you are not up to it, I'm going to pull you off"

torode to a contestant yesterday. Childish I know, but

[dukesdenver]

JT: "I'm only eating this because it's my job" when faced with duck hearts on toast

[SeanMacGabhann]

not quotage, but new format (started last night) is another nail in thee coffin

[dukesdenver]

Apart from "Let's get fatter" there was a definite lack of quotability...

[Ridgley]

Cannot bear that show for love nor money(6)

[SCSB79]

The Aussie version is a million times better.

[randombloke]

Brickie builder type bloke. "It's all over if my jus goes Pete Tong" or similar. Just a wonderful juxtaposition. If he wins he can then say to his mates: "Right fellows let's celebrate with a Peach Dacquiri, 'AVE IT..."

[dbboy]

Sad to see that Masterchef has incorporated teh X-Factor format, I prefered the original format, please bring back Monica, she's tough.

[Jeremy]

Monica and Michel are only for the professionals!

God knows what they'd make of this lot.

[katie1997]

anyone else sick of hearing about Shelina's mangoes?

[Annette Curtain]

katie1997 Wrote:

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> anyone else sick of hearing about Shelina's

> mangoes?

No, tell me more (about Shelina's mangoes)

[katie1997]

....they look round, soft and pleasingly smooth to the touch.

And I'm sure they taste delicious too (after all, she's an amazing cook and can do wonderful things with them) but I tend to switch off when its just about the mangoes. That's all.