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RosieH Wrote:

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I am a card-carrying feminist, but even I

> have been known once or twice to smile when I've

> thought I wasn't looking all that, and someone

> else has, erm, expressed their appreciation.

>


I'm a card carrying mascinist. I don't like those diet coke adverts.

I once had a female assistant - She could look a bit filthy sometimes, but as her boss I very professionally kept my distance.


But I was walking to the pub with her one Friday lunchtime and a bloke leaned out of the window of a passing white van and shouted:


"You don't even wanna fink about what I wanna do to you, love......"


I thought - that's disgusting - she loved it though, she was beaming and feigning embarrassment.


She was from Essex.

Mick Mac Wrote:

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she loved it


Yes Mick, that's what they all say.



Oh, and "feigning embarrassment"??? Sweet mother of god man. Was she wearing a short skirt too? Hmm, I remember now why I originally decided not to comment on this thread.

> Hmm, I remember now why I originally decided not

> to comment on this thread.


It took us less than two pages to (broadly) divide into: "They all luv it up 'em really, you can tell by what they wear/where they come from/how filthy they look" and "Well if you weren't offended that's good, but generally speaking heckling isn't acceptable".


I'm not making a judgement on either view, but isn't that interesting?

RosieH Wrote:

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> Mick Mac Wrote:

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> she loved it

>

> Yes Mick, that's what they all say.

>

>



She loved it. She told me - she had a filty laugh too.


She didn't really feign embarrasment - I was doing her a favour with that line. She looooveed it. She ran after the van down the street - but they got away.

brum Wrote:

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> It is all in the insinuation. Essex girls are

> often given an unfair crack of the whip.


Very funny Brum. In that case, can I throw a white stiletto in Mick Mac's general direction.....


Oh, I do believe I may have just fisked. Oops. I hope thats allowed in here.

katie1997 Wrote:

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> Oh, I do believe I may have just fisked.


No. Sorry - you didn't. Fisking is when an opponent's (longish) post is quoted in full but broken down into a series of individual points that are addressed one-by-one, line-by-line. You've just quoted normally.

katie1997 Wrote:

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> Oi Oi Mick Mac



Have you by chance seen me, Katie, in my previous life, as a greyhound down Romford dogs?


Everyone used to shout that at me, as I went round the last corner and headed for the finish......

I caught two yoots in a car filming my bum when I was cycling towards Peckham yesterday. I could hear a car driving slowly behind me and expected it to pass, but it didn't so I looked behind me and saw them grinning while the passenger filmed my bouncing arse on his camera phone. They then passed me by and honked.


I was stunned and am slightly concerned my arse may end up on You Tube!

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