Whistle while you work

[legalbeagle]

woofmarkthedog Wrote:

> Yes...

>

> But does my bum look big in this ?

>

>

>

> W**F

No more than usual, woofie!

:))

[RosieH]

Not as green as you're cabbage looking?

[????]

The chief suspect has firmly denied it on a well known Social networking site...but Oafish is not used by many....

[legalbeagle]

I heard that too Quids. Readers shall no doubt decide for themselves but I am unmoved by his protest......

[legalbeagle]

You should have Woolf Whistled straight back at them. In a big, bad sort of way.

[legalbeagle]

No, but I have the feeling it would have suited you very well.

[Mick Mac]

RosieH Wrote:

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I am a card-carrying feminist, but even I

> have been known once or twice to smile when I've

> thought I wasn't looking all that, and someone

> else has, erm, expressed their appreciation.

>

I'm a card carrying mascinist. I don't like those diet coke adverts.

[Mick Mac]

I once had a female assistant - She could look a bit filthy sometimes, but as her boss I very professionally kept my distance.

But I was walking to the pub with her one Friday lunchtime and a bloke leaned out of the window of a passing white van and shouted:

"You don't even wanna fink about what I wanna do to you, love......"

I thought - that's disgusting - she loved it though, she was beaming and feigning embarrassment.

She was from Essex.

[katie1997]

Oi Oi Mick Mac - Essex is a fabulous place to be from. Although, I guess you didn't say otherwise, did you? ;-)

[brum]

It is all in the insinuation. Essex girls are often given an unfair crack of the whip.

[RosieH]

Mick Mac Wrote:

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she loved it

Yes Mick, that's what they all say.

Oh, and "feigning embarrassment"??? Sweet mother of god man. Was she wearing a short skirt too? Hmm, I remember now why I originally decided not to comment on this thread.

[legalbeagle]

> Hmm, I remember now why I originally decided not

> to comment on this thread.

It took us less than two pages to (broadly) divide into: "They all luv it up 'em really, you can tell by what they wear/where they come from/how filthy they look" and "Well if you weren't offended that's good, but generally speaking heckling isn't acceptable".

I'm not making a judgement on either view, but isn't that interesting?

[legalbeagle]

And just out of interest, what's happened to Swagger's posts?

[edited to remove "some of" since it seems he's disappeared completely! Admin? Did we out BBW again?!]

[Mick Mac]

RosieH Wrote:

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> Mick Mac Wrote:

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> -----

> she loved it

>

> Yes Mick, that's what they all say.

>

>

She loved it. She told me - she had a filty laugh too.

She didn't really feign embarrasment - I was doing her a favour with that line. She looooveed it. She ran after the van down the street - but they got away.

[Ladymuck]

Mick Mac, you are the devil...but a very funny devil.

*hopes LB doesn't see the laughter*

[legalbeagle]

I do see the laughter, but some of what Mick Mac is doing is quite, well, funny.

So I forgive you both, you naughty pair.

[katie1997]

brum Wrote:

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> It is all in the insinuation. Essex girls are

> often given an unfair crack of the whip.

Very funny Brum. In that case, can I throw a white stiletto in Mick Mac's general direction.....

Oh, I do believe I may have just fisked. Oops. I hope thats allowed in here.

[HAL9000]

katie1997 Wrote:

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> Oh, I do believe I may have just fisked.

No. Sorry - you didn't. Fisking is when an opponent's (longish) post is quoted in full but broken down into a series of individual points that are addressed one-by-one, line-by-line. You've just quoted normally.

[katie1997]

Thanks for the clarification HAL9000.

Appears I have yet to try out fisking then.....will do as LM says and save it for the Drawing Room especially on a Huguenot thread :))

[RosieH]

Edited because I can be a grumpy cow and I don't want to rise to this bait

[Mick Mac]

katie1997 Wrote:

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> Oi Oi Mick Mac

Have you by chance seen me, Katie, in my previous life, as a greyhound down Romford dogs?

Everyone used to shout that at me, as I went round the last corner and headed for the finish......

[katie1997]

Never been to Romford in my life mate ...but I would TOTALLY have cheered you on Mick Mac.

Once I'd finished my session at the tanning salon* obviously.

*Of which there are a distinct - and noticeable - lack of in ED. Thankfully :))

[ImpetuousVrouw]

I caught two yoots in a car filming my bum when I was cycling towards Peckham yesterday. I could hear a car driving slowly behind me and expected it to pass, but it didn't so I looked behind me and saw them grinning while the passenger filmed my bouncing arse on his camera phone. They then passed me by and honked.

I was stunned and am slightly concerned my arse may end up on You Tube!

[legalbeagle]

No no no! Oh that's a step too far in "high spirits" isn't it? Filming? Surely not acceptable?!

[HAL9000]

Are you kidding? It has become an international craze. Search for 'up skirts' on YouTube - it's such a popular subject, you'll be offered a choice of categories!