Hope and Greenwood..Value

[brum]

...how many of us are there, then?!

[????]

er..

You....me, um....Sean....Mick.....

[Mick Mac]

I suspect you are being offered a few fireman's hoses by Miss Hope for your work Brum.

Tell me that is not true....

[brum]

Mick! I would never have guessed that. I already knew about Sean.

[????]

Mick.... or Judy as he likes to be called nowadays

[brum]

Mick Mac Wrote:

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> I suspect you are being offered a few fireman's

> hoses by Miss Hope for your work Brum.

>

> Tell me that is not true....

Ha ha - my cross-post was quite timely! In answer to your question, Mick... if only!

[Mick Mac]

???? Wrote:

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> Mick.... or Judy as he likes to be called nowadays

Please Ms Quids.......just take your punishment.

Like a woman.

[Mick Mac]

brum Wrote:

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> Mick! I would never have guessed that. I already

> knew about Sean.

Sean has the power to delete posts. If he has a girly hiss fit...

I'm glad ypou would never have guessed Brum.

That's cos I'm a bloke......awight

enuf

[katie1997]

Mick Mac Wrote:

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> God knows i have tried Katie and also had the

> counselling, but to no avail.

I hope the "counselling" wasn't in the form of "American Hard Gums"?

[woofmarkthedog]

brum Wrote:

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> Ah! To smell inside Hope and Greenwood,

> Or to taste it as Woof would...

Brum

Stop , my will is wilting ( see I nearly said "willy" there ) and if missus W**F catches me flirting with Miss Hope, with her marzipan drawers....

Well I'm for the high jump ( believe me the bar is set very high this time )

I love your poem, it made my teeth ache with joy

Tell, do you think she sleeps on a giant pink marshmallow ? her bedside lamp, a huge fizzy flying saucer & when she gets up she has a pair of slippers made from those "sweet shrimps" hollowed out for her dainty feet

Do you, I know I do.....Oh Miss Ho.....

*slap slaps own face*

OH STOP ME NOW FCOL

W**F

"Over the counter laid beautifully bare"

( oh dear & blimey, I've just spilled "brasso" everywhere )

[legalbeagle]

woofmarkthedog Wrote:

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( oh dear & blimey, I've just spilled "brasso" everywhere )

Woof is that a Derek and Clive reference by any chance? Just ages since I heard that hilarious sketch. So wrong!

[woofmarkthedog]

legalbeagle Wrote:

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> woofmarkthedog Wrote:

> --------------------------------------------------

> -----

> ( oh dear & blimey, I've just spilled "brasso"

> everywhere )

>

> Woof is that a Derek and Clive reference by any

> chance? Just ages since I heard that hilarious

> sketch. So wrong!

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Lb

It sorts the wheat from the chaff it were

Yes Derek & Clive indeed

Remember the "Horse race"

Love that

W**F

[legalbeagle]

The horse race and the game show are my all time favourites. And the reworked version of Moonlight Sonata. Laugh? I nearly.....

[Huguenot]

Miss Hope, do you deliver to Singapore?

[brum]

Huguenot Wrote:

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> Miss Hope, do you deliver to Singapore?

Woof has a rival!

[legalbeagle]

Poor Miss Hope. She is endlessly helpful, and is rewarded with cheeky pesterings. Being as lovely as she is she is no doubt used to it, but really boys. Do try to behave.

[brum]

Yes those boys are very naughty. Their forays in the sweet shop should be stopped immediately.

[red devil]

Maybe there should be a sign...''No more than two schoolboys at a time''

[brum]

...yes, with a rule to keep their hands in their pockets...

[Huguenot]

I genuinely wanted to know if she delivered to Singapore.

Confectionery here is crap, and those midget gems shots got me going.

[red devil]

brum Wrote:

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> ...yes, with a rule to keep their hands in their

> pockets...

on condition they stop playing with their loose change...

[legalbeagle]

Huguenot Wrote:

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> I genuinely wanted to know if she delivered to

> Singapore.

>

> Confectionery here is crap, and those midget gems

> shots got me going.

I don't doubt you Huguenot. My comment was aimed at Woof who has been rather naughty on this thread, even for him, and at Brum, for suggeting some kind of love rival situation. Again, rather naughty.

I tut in their general direction.

[Pickle]

Just wanted to resurrect this thread to say a huge thank you to Miss Hope, I'm happily munching my way through a bag of liquorice satins :)) Yummy.

[woofmarkthedog]

I too...

..went in there today "hoping" for a taste of the delicious Miss Hope

Sadly she wasn't to be seen, let alone "licked" ( or she hid under the counter ) either way I bought some " lick-orice comfits " as a substitute

Now if "she " is half as tasty........

"I'LL BE BACK......"

W**F

* sniffs bag *

[????]

100......sweet