Sawing Wood

[woofmarkthedog]

(play clip, sound up full, then read)

SORRY...

"I CAN'T HEAR YOU..."

" WHAT ELECTION...?"

A W**F TM PRODUCTION?

* files nails, places feet in a footspa *

[woofmarkthedog]

It..

It grows on you

* imagines Wagner played on a saw, closes eyes & sways head *

Trust me

The Dog

X

[Ladymuck]

*decides to humour mad, deluded dog*

I think if you are going to show the workings of a sawmill, you should at least provide the

.

[woofmarkthedog]

Hmmmm...

Did you know that the "original" soundtrack was a saw whirring at full belt..?

At a last minute production meeting the producer said...

"For F- sake turn that fkn saw off...NOW...."

One of the "grips" was playing the now infamous tune on his mouth organ whilst sitting on the bog

( it was curry night on set the previous day )

Once the farts were edited out, they had a "hit"

The rest as they say " is history "

W**F

* closes third eye *

[woofmarkthedog]

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[kpc]

Wake up and smell the sawdust.

(Was the soundtrack by Ministry?).

[brum]

I prefer the sequel - 'Hammering on an Anvil'.