Crossword Page - clues, help or bored

[Brendan]

No, nope can't get it.

[mockney piers]

It's a slightly elaborate double literal

[Brendan]

PGC's good at these.

[mockney piers]

another word for bristol (think laterally). Then if someone maufactured them, like, say ... a hatter or a cobbler, would they also snicker (oooh verb, not chocloate bar)......

[Brendan]

Titter.

[Brendan]

That was easy once you explained it. I knew it would be tit realted but I just kept on thinking chocolate tits.

[david_carnell]

I often find myself thinking of those.

[mockney piers]

Aaah, the ever wistful Mr Carnell, I picture him thinking about them in his best stove pipe hat!

spot on Brendan.

OK, an easy one:

Harry quiet in QI broadcast; this didn't seem to bother Tony much (3,4,7)

[red devil]

The Iraq Inquiry...

[mockney piers]

10 points to the man with the horns!

[mockney piers]

Can anyone explain this one to me

Cyclops has erection - wow, that should get an award (4)

I'm pretty sure it's emmy, obviosuly an award, buy why?

Cyclops is usually i or eye, erection = up? is errrr i or eye. where does the wow fit in? my my? a bit weak isn't it. Am i missing smething entirely? heellp.

[StraferJack]

sure it's not "mobo"?

I don't think you need "my my" for wow - surely "my" on it's own would do?

[mockney piers]

Aaaaah Cyclops == I == me -> up == em : wow == my := put it all together emmy.

Thanks sj.

[mockney piers]

Had to share this one, a PE classic!

Throw up with hair balls (8)

[StraferJack]

medicine?

[BrandNewGuy]

Bollocks!

[mockney piers]

nope.

I'll give you the letters I had

_ _ _ _ _ _ K _

[mockney piers]

Ooooh, terrible cross post timing.

Well done that man!!!

[mockney piers]

Urge to enter Rod's bum (6)

_ E _ G _ _

[ianr]

What, not finished yet?

In what format do people usually submit their entry, btw? I send a text email.

[BrandNewGuy]

Beggar! ('egg' in 'bar')

[mockney piers]

Not done, got three clues staring at me.

Eeeh gads that was easy, can't believe i couldn't get it. I just kept seeing Penge_ and it interrupted my thought flow.

Do you know I've never sent it in. I've sent a few cut out snippets a colemanball and a Dumb Britain that got included, but never a crossword submission.

[mockney piers]

just the ticket, all done now. crossword duly placed in bin. :-/

How the hell do you email it? do you use a scanner or something?

[mockney piers]

ok have photographed it with phone and emailed form phone gmail account. let's see how that goes.

in fact maybe i should have just emailed this link:

Link

[ianr]

> just the ticket, all done now. crossword duly placed in bin.

I'm afraid I only do crosswords that have prizes nowadays.

> How the hell do you email it?

Typed, in exactly the form the solution is printed.

I mean to get round to checking with PE, how they deal with entries and winner selection, and whether they can usefully accept the Across Lite file or a jpeg of a screen capture.