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who is the comedian that mocks East Dulwich?

Tanza

By Tanza
May 23, 2010 in The Lounge

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Tanza

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Posted May 23, 2010

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My mum said she heard a comedian on the radio doing a skit about East Dulwich - a sample line being "It's only one postcode away from white bread".

Anyone know who this might be?

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mlteenie

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Posted May 23, 2010

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Can't remember name - check the R4 website

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Micky Flanagan: What Chance Change? - Series starts this week on BBC Radio 4, Tuesday 6.30pm

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HonaloochieB

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East Dulwich walks into a bar, left hand on hip while waving the right arm in the air.

ED - Do you serve seafood?

Barman - Yes but we don't serve seagulls.

ED - Bugger, where's my carpet gone?

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ruffers

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"Who is the comedian that mocks East Dulwich?"

Sounds like the start of a middle class rumble.

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HonaloochieB

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ruffers Wrote:

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> "Who is the comedian that mocks East Dulwich?"

>

> Sounds like the start of a middle class rumble.

East Dulwich walks into an independent coffee shop pushing a triangular pram with an infant quietly sucking at a rusk.

ED - WHAT THE F*CK PROBLEM IS THERE WITH ME BRINGING THE FRUIT OF MY WOMB IN HERE? YOUR ATTITUDE? IT'S TANTAMOUNT TO BLOODY RACISM I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW.

INDEPENDENT COFFEE SHOP CUSTOMERS - ???????

Barista - Espresso?

ED - No, Im alright, orange juice please, and a Pepsi for the kid.

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HonaloochieB Wrote:

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> East Dulwich walks into a bar, left hand on hip

> while waving the right arm in the air.

>

> ED - Do you serve seafood?

>

> Barman - Yes but we don't serve seagulls.

>

> ED - Bugger, where's my carpet gone?

Dude. I'm sure there used to be a salt shaker in tht joke. Hepburn seven or spongecake.

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Brendan Wrote:

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> HonaloochieB Wrote:

> --------------------------------------------------

> -----

> > East Dulwich walks into a bar, left hand on hip

> > while waving the right arm in the air.

> >

> > ED - Do you serve seafood?

> >

> > Barman - Yes but we don't serve seagulls.

> >

> > ED - Bugger, where's my carpet gone?

>

>

> Dude. I'm sure there used to be a salt shaker in

> tht joke. Hepburn seven or spongecake.

Brendan, I think you'll find that was a Clapham joke.

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East Dulwich - KNOCK KNOCK

Nunhead - Who's there?

East Dulwich - Yeah, you wished you lived near enough to hear. Hah!

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Brendan

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Well if you want to go making jokes about pretend places...

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HonaloochieB

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Nunhead - WHAT WOULD YOU THINK IF I SANG OUT TUNE, WOULD YOU STAND UP AND WALK OUT ON ME?

East Dulwich (looks from side to side) - Someone say something?

Nunhead - DO YOU NEEEEEED ANYBODY? I NEED SOMEBODY TO LOVE.

East Dulwich - Don't we all, Catford seems like a nice girl. The 185 goes all the way. You could too.

Edited because I missed the 'all the way' gag (if such it be) first time round.

What's wrong with me? It's not as if I haven't seen a Carry On film.

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