Allegations against Mr Percy Snodgrass

[Domitianus]

I have heard it said that he would often have the odd glass, especially when he thought that nobody could see. Has anyone reason to dispute or confirm these allegations?

[Louisa]

Is this the song 'um pa-pa' from the musical Oliver!, as sang by Shaney Wallace?

[Domitianus]

Well, it has been alleged by reputable sources that he would often buy it and drink it on the quiet.

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

Would that be the missing Lord Lucan seen dandling a girl on each knee in Mauritius?

[Jah Lush]

"There's a little ditty they're singing in the city

especially when they've been on the gin or the beer

If you've got the patience your own imaginations'll

tell you exactly what you want to hear."

[Domitianus]

My imagination tells me that Mr Percy Snodgrass, having had the odd glass, sets out to clean up the streets with his trusty Liston Knife.