Whistleblowing

[katie1997]

JHC - of all the threads to confuse PMs with quoted messages. Sorry. :-$

I'd love some prosecco, I think I need one now :)-D

[brum]

legalbeagle Wrote:

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> Pps Brum, what on earth did you do to Gina

> Lollobrigida? She's refusing to come back and has

> a most peculiar expression on her face............

All I did LB was pour a fire bucketful of prosecco over her norks whilst letting her play with my chopper. She seemed to like it.

[Ladymuck]

brum Wrote:

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>...whilst letting her play with my

> chopper. She seemed to like it.

She liked your bike?

LOL!!!

[brum]

Yes that's right LM. Infact she liked it so much, she's nicked it! She was last seen riding down Lordship Lane, singing La Dolce Vita in gay abandon.

[legalbeagle]

Well I'm sorry but that's not what she told me. She said you hosed her down with Prosecco and she had to make good her escape on your bike! For god's sake man, I lend you a classy bird and look what happens!

You'll not do better than Martine McCutcheon from now on. No I'm sorry. If you can't behave it's the B list for you.

[Ladymuck]

Think I spotted her!

[brum]

legalbeagle Wrote:

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> Well I'm sorry but that's not what she told me.

> She said you hosed her down with Prosecco and she

> had to make good her escape on your bike! For

> god's sake man, I lend you a classy bird and look

> what happens!

>

> You'll not do better than Martine McCutcheon from

> now on. No I'm sorry. If you can't behave it's the

> B list for you.

Hmmm..... in retrospect, perhaps I may have over-stepped the mark by giving her a good soaking. Give me a second chance LB... please! I rather fancy trying a bit of Jane Russell vintage next....? Then you can give Martine McCutcheon to *Bob* and Mockney as a 'freebie'.

[legalbeagle]

*Bob* and Mockney will get nothing further until Jenny's two halves are reunited and returned to me!!

[brum]

Ladymuck Wrote:

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> Think I spotted her!

Yes, but not on my chopper! She was riding on someone else's, the floosie.

[Fuschia]

Busy-bee Wrote:

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>> Admittedly I read a lot more than I post. But I

> think to say that the forum sucks is a little

> unfair. This post sucks. And perhaps regular

> lounge-posters feel the forum has changed / that

> it sucks / that it isn't what it used to be.. But

> for me, and I think many many more, the forum is

> still brilliant for many many things. I don't

> think Admin should feel sad or bad for that.

>

Agreed. I usually only post in the family area, and this sort of thread makes me feel I am right to avoid the Lounge etc. Too many trolls and bad tempered people who just want to squabble, in my mind. But they're certainly a minority, most forum readers wouldn't even know who they are. Small fish in a big sea, despite what they might like to think.

[Ladymuck]

brum Wrote:

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> Yes, but not on my chopper! She was riding on

> someone else's, the floosie.

Oh brum! What did you do to deserve that!?

*collapses laughing*

[Ladymuck]

PS brum:

Anyway, I think you are better off sticking with your own bird. There's none classier by a long chalk - IMO.

[Jeremy]

Huguenot was alright, hope he'll come back. OK, he did sometimes come across as a borderline aspergers case, but at least he was never boring.

[Ladymuck]

I miss Huguenot - especially in the Drawing Room.

Who else is going to keep the fiskers under control and slap the wrists of snake-oil peddlers?

PLEASE COME BACK HUGUENOT.

Please?

[Santerme]

Well that cured my jet lag!