who is that girl ?

[Cat in a Hot Tin Bus]

There was me minding my own business on the 185 tonight, when a pretty girl got on at Pimlico and sat almost opposite me

When the person sitting directly opposite me got off, she moved over. (I suspect to get the corner seat and lean on the window rather then anything else)

She knows who she is, (if she doesn't she was reading the third Millennium book - which you will enjoy)

The problem is I don't know who she is.

Maybe next time you get on and sit opposite one of us should say hello as I think you got off the bus in the SE22 area, but I got off just before you.

That is the problem with being a Cat in a Hot Tin Bus, curiosity will get the better of me.

Yours Mr Curious Cat.

[SteveT]

You will never see her again, and she was your soul mate, and you blew it...................

Life's a bitch when you're a cat!

[KalamityKel]

oi steve b nice

[TheArtfulDogger]

maybe the cat was too busy sleeping in the sun to make a move... lazy thing usign the forum like a singles bar ...

[HonaloochieB]

And of course the 185 goes to Lewisham, and no matter how enamoured you might be, nothing's worth that journey.

Or, perish forbid, CATFORD!

Lewisham without the glamour, especially since The Catford Gun Company closed down.

Perhaps you need to be saved from yourself.

[HonaloochieB]

Cat in a Hot Tin Bus Wrote:

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> There was me minding my own business on the 185

> tonight, when a pretty girl got on at Pimlico and

> sat almost opposite me

>

> When the person sitting directly opposite me got

> off, she moved over. (I suspect to get the corner

> seat and lean on the window rather then anything

> else)

>

> She knows who she is, (if she doesn't she was

> reading the third Millennium book - which you will

> enjoy)

>

> The problem is I don't know who she is.

>

> Maybe next time you get on and sit opposite one of

> us should say hello as I think you got off the bus

> in the SE22 area, but I got off just before you.

>

> That is the problem with being a Cat in a Hot Tin

> Bus, curiosity will get the better of me.

>

> Yours Mr Curious Cat.

Oh dash it all to blazes CIAHTB, if I may address you so informally.

Hang it! I intend to stand in front of the fireplace, haul up my slacks and talk to you like a Dutch uncle.

By Jingo, you'll lsten too, ya young rip.

Are you not familiar with the phrase 'Faint heart never won fair maid'? It was spoken by some brainy nib or other, whose name escapes me for the nonce.

You must haunt the 185 until you spot your enamourata, then find a way of getting the seat next to her (these are details, your initiative will pay dividends here).

As she is preparing to get leave the bus, take careful note of the page number of the book she is reading.

As she places the bookmark and closes the tome, quickly snatch it from its place, waggle it in front of her and say 'I know your page, what say we discuss this further over a cocktail'?

She may gasp at your boldness, but will at the same time be drawn by it.

De-bus, and offer her your arm, you may wish to place the bookmark behind your ear, but I leave that to you entirely.

To the nearest bar and the ordering of a brace of Gibsons should be the work of but moments.

From here on, COAHTB you are on your own, busk it.

Though phrases such as 'I yearn for you', 'I have a long felt want' and 'Crikey, when you tilt your head that way, you don't half look like Keren out of Bananarama' may do you some good.

Anyway, bon chance.

[nashoi]

Lewisham without the glamour

Not the worst thing I've heard said about a place. In a recent interview Tracy Emin described Margate as "the Las Vegas of Thanet".

[Cat in a Hot Tin Bus]

HonaloochieB Wrote:

>

> Oh dash it all to blazes CIAHTB, if I may address

> you so informally.

You may not !!!(6)

[KalamityKel]

*dangles piece of string in front of cats eyes*

[SteveT]

Dear Cat,

I must make amends for my first post she was not your soul mate, just an attractive young sort whom you took a shine to.

Someone once said never be afraid to ask for what you want,

the art is learning how to be tactful enough to do so.

The answer is praise something that she wears, or her choice of reading matter as she carried a book, "I haven't read that one but I did read an earlier work from that author", which you obviously have never heard of, then describe another book which you have read.

By this time you are up and running and say would you like a coffee, or would you prefer a cocktail, or maybe an orgasm.............best to hold the orgasm bit until a little later in the errm relationship.

She may look very fit and you might ask if she has gym membership as you must renew yours, or does she run in peckham rye or dulwich park early in the morning?

I cannot remember when I last met a woman who was against flirting,

because it is really exciting, and adds yards to your drive.

Women prefer bar studs to wimps, so be non-threatening but assertive.

Go to it and don't be a pussy, Cat.

[PeckhamRose]

I know who I am, too.

[The Minkey]

*checks passport* - me too..

[randombloke]

HonaloochieB Wrote:

>

> Oh dash it all to blazes CIAHTB, if I may address

> you so informally.

>

> Hang it! I intend to stand in front of the

> fireplace, haul up my slacks and talk to you like

> a Dutch uncle.

> By Jingo, you'll lsten too, ya young rip.

>

> Are you not familiar with the phrase 'Faint heart

> never won fair maid'? It was spoken by some brainy

> nib or other, whose name escapes me for the

> nonce.

>

> You must haunt the 185 until you spot your

> enamourata, then find a way of getting the seat

> next to her (these are details, your initiative

> will pay dividends here).

> As she is preparing to get leave the bus, take

> careful note of the page number of the book she is

> reading.

> As she places the bookmark and closes the tome,

> quickly snatch it from its place, waggle it in

> front of her and say 'I know your page, what say

> we discuss this further over a cocktail'?

> She may gasp at your boldness, but will at the

> same time be drawn by it.

> De-bus, and offer her your arm, you may wish to

> place the bookmark behind your ear, but I leave

> that to you entirely.

>

> To the nearest bar and the ordering of a brace of

> Gibsons should be the work of but moments.

>

> From here on, COAHTB you are on your own, busk

> it.

> Though phrases such as 'I yearn for you', 'I have

> a long felt want' and 'Crikey, when you tilt your

> head that way, you don't half look like Keren out

> of Bananarama' may do you some good.

>

> Anyway, bon chance.

Genius, sheer Genius P.G.W would be proud.

[PeckhamRose]

Watch 9 1/2 weeks and offer, no - tell her - she is to come for an evening round your place for some food...

[Cat in a Hot Tin Bus]

KalamityKel Wrote:

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> *dangles piece of string in front of cats eyes*

you can't distracte that eas...

hang on string "purr" you "purr" say ....

pat pat pat can I rub up against you now

[Ant]

You are George Galloway AICMFP.

That'll make the fit lass Rrrrrrrr(you've got to really roll the r)rrrroula Lenska.

[KalamityKel]

Cat in a Hot Tin Bus Wrote:

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>

>

> you can't distracte that eas...

>

> hang on string "purr" you "purr" say ....

>

> pat pat pat can I rub up against you now

I trust u r flea free?

[Cat in a Hot Tin Bus]

my mum put some drontal on my neck this morning especially for you

I think I get fleas on the bus

maybe that is the line I need next time I see her

"hello do you have bus fleas too ? "

[Cat in a Hot Tin Bus]

sigh

no sign of her tonight

maybe tomorrow I need to catch the 185 home and not go for that one ? pint after work

maybe (god forbid) she lives "gulp" outside of east dulwich

all could be lost

[SteveT]

Faint heart never won fair lady, stick with it, perhaps she only uses the bus one night a week.

[KalamityKel]

Wot she look like? I'll keep an eye out for ya and fire one of those flare thingys up in the sky to alert ya :))

[Mick Mac]

Cat in a Hot Tin Bus Wrote:

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> sigh

> no sign of her tonight

> maybe tomorrow I need to catch the 185 home and

> not go for that one ? pint after work

>

> maybe (god forbid) she lives "gulp" outside of

> east dulwich

> all could be lost

If i were this girl id be a bit worried. Definate stalking potential here. Plenty more fish im the sea surely?