Exciting Light Bulb News

[*Bob*]

Yes! Yes! YES!

Oooooooooooohhhhhhhhh.

Keep and ear out for the sound of the 'ceremonial smashing to pieces' of any abysmal energy-saving light bulbs I currently have the misfortune to own.

[????]

Energy saving lightbulbs are like water saving toilets....you just have to flush them twice as much. Still, ticks the boxes for Environmental Agencies/govt targets etc etc

[HonaloochieB]

They're fine if you just leave them on all the time.

[*Bob*]

They're fine if you're particularly fond of the ambience and warmth of, say, an after-hours morgue.

[HonaloochieB]

Dead right.

[Jah Lush]

Bob Dylan once sagely remarked: "Keep a good head and always carry a light bulb." Wise, englightening advice indeed.

[bbug]

Just remember not to sit down, eh?

[citizenED]

They look like they'd go nicely with your square plates *Bob*

[jimmy two times]

A good tip for environmentally friendly w#nkers.use one of the socks u have worn that day as your evening w#nk sock.the sock would have required washing anyway thus reducing your carbon footprint.

[*Bob*]

I mean take a look at this.

This is not a light bulb. It's an abomination. It's a small, curly version of the worst kind of light ever invented - foisted on an unsuspected public as 'the future'. And if you disagree, then you're some kind of environmental bastard who probably dreams of interfering with dolphins and sh1tting in rivers.