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[Horizon]

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[EDKiwi]

Horizon Wrote:

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> Its amazing how one day can start out great and

> then go so wrong.

>

> Its the Morning and my window cleaner form Horizon

> window cleaning tells me I dont owe him a penny

> because I recommended him to a neighbour. Good

> start! So with my new found money i treat myself

> to a coffee and cake at Lucus bakery. Fantastic

> place but the service is so so bad. It really

> stresses me out! It also made me late for work so

> I had to run down Marmora road. Thats when i

> slipped on dogs poo. The scences where ugly!

>

> Does anyones elses day start off well and finishes

> ugly or am i the only one?

So you're saying you recommended yourself to your neighbour and decided to not charge yourself for cleaning your own windows?

...like here

[stevebailey]

I can't say that I've ever associated getting something for free with somehow gaining extra time to get to work!

So I'm going to have to say 'NO'

Sorry

P.S - Surely you got a head up on the dog poo from here - http://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/forum/read.php?5,496082

P.P.S - Shameless plug!

[sophiesofa]

At least change your username if you're going to give yourself a false recommendation.

[felt-tip]

ha ha ha. that is hilarious.

[peckhamboy]

Its amazing how one day can start out great and then go so wrong.

Its the Morning and I decide to try and plug my company Horizon window cleaning by pretending to be a happy customer. But I forget to create a new username and end up looking a little bit silly. And then lots of people take the mickey but no-one asks me to clean their windows. And to top it off, I trod in dog poo on my way to drown my sorrows at the pub. The scenes where ugly!

Does anyones elses day start off well and finishes ugly or am i the only one?

[Loz]

Epic fail...!

[DJKillaQueen]

Just tooooo funny........has made my day that, a good day so far just got better :))

[ruffers]

I started the day well and this has just shattered my illusions about how people surely wouldn't recommend themselves on a local forum.

I feel crushed and devalued.

[ruffers]

Horizon Wrote:

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> Its amazing how one day can start out great and

> then go so wrong.

>

> Its the Morning and my window cleaner form Horizon

> window cleaning tells me I dont owe him a penny

> because I recommended him to a neighbour. Good

> start! So with my new found money i treat myself

> to a coffee and cake at Lucus bakery. Fantastic

> place but the service is so so bad. It really

> stresses me out! It also made me late for work so

> I had to run down Marmora road. Thats when i

> slipped on dogs poo. The scences where ugly!

>

> Does anyones elses day start off well and finishes

> ugly or am i the only one?

Quoted for posterity.

[GSJ57]

Post of the week!

[EDKiwi]

ruffers Wrote:

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> I feel crushed and devalued.

lol, ah it never gets old.

[ruffers]

Glad I quoted the original post.... :)-D

[louisiana]

Well done, ruffers. A classic of stupidity.

[EDKiwi]

ruffers Wrote:

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> Glad I quoted the original post.... :)-D

And with a little cut and paste, my work is done :)

[RosieH]

Oh poor sod. It was daft, but not, I think, malign. I found it rather sweet actually.

Anyway Horizon, when I finally get round to getting my windows cleaned, I might just give you a ring.

[Loz]

I wouldn't let anyone smelling of dog poo into my home, Rosie.

[RosieH]

I have a decontamination chamber in the porch