What is your favourite expression?

[MadWorld74]

Buisness at the front, party at the back.....mullets.

[smith]

Up and down like a June bride's nightgown

(in response to the enquiry "how are you?")

[Jah Lush]

Please ladies avert your eyes now.

"She had a c**t like a ripped out fireplace.

[MadWorld74]

that's f*cking horrible..............

[LostThePlot]

bagpuss78 Wrote:

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> My nana used to say "he's getting a bit above his

> station" i try to say it as often as possible,

> obviously when applicable not just randomly

> sperting it out.

If you did just keep spurting it out, would that be a case of Tuberetts Syndrome......:))

I'll get me coat.....:-$

[smith]

You don't look at the mantelpiece when you're stoking the fire

(apparently!)

[Jah Lush]

MadWorld74 Wrote:

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> that's f*cking horrible..............

I couldn't agree with you more and apologise if you were offended by the posting.

[MadWorld74]

you haven't offended me....xx

[Jah Lush]

I do have a tendency to lower the tone, so I'll keep this one clean.

"Takes one to know one."

[smith]

Neither a lender nor a borrower be.

(all my contributions are best expressed in a dour northern accent)

[mockney piers]

Don't know if this was real or just harry enfield, but I always loved his

"I say what I like, and I like what I bloody well say"

[smith]

Day do doh don't day doh eh

(oldie but good, Liverpudlian accent required)

[wee quinnie]

smith Wrote:

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> Neither a lender nor a borrower be.

>

> (all my contributions are best expressed in a dour

> northern accent)

In a similar vein:

Buy cheap pay twice.

[Rolo Tomasi]

Pay peanuts, get monkeys!

[Annasfield]

gurugobinsingh Wrote:

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> "BOBFOC"

>

> Or to those not blessed with my immaturity. Body

> off Baywatch, Face off Crimewatch.

Brilliant...

Another which is similar

"Prawn"

Tasty body, discard the head - Always makes me laugh...

[Keef]

CWALD Used this in the numpty thread, and it absolutely cracked me up... Whatever anyone said to you at school, a simple "YOUR MUM!" would shut them up! >:D

[Jah Lush]

I don't know what I want but I want it now!

[Alan Dale]

Leave it out love you're putting me off my stroke...

[Muttley]

Jah Lush Wrote:

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> I don't know what I want but I want it now!

q.v...."If I had all the money I'd spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink."

[Incitatus]

On Jah Lush and Muttley's Sir Henry at Rawlinson End theme, Vivian Stanshall used to have the following instruction recorded on his answer phone

"If you're going to say anything filthy, please speak clearly."

He also used to live on Rosendale Road along with the other Bonzo Dog Doo-Dah Band members.

[wee quinnie]

Just remembered another fave:

Namby pamby.

[Jah Lush]

Thanks Incitatus. You won't meet a bigger Bonzos fan than me. I worship Vivian Stanshall and I love the answerphone quote. Also they used to play at the Bird In Hand in Forest Hill. Thanks again.

"Can blue men sing the whites

or are they hypocrites"

[AnotherPaul]

'turd polishing', as in to make that which is sh!te appear golden.

[wee quinnie]

Old favourite here, frequently heard in the WQ household:

"Ah stick ya head uppa dead bear's bum!"*

Particularly amusing when spoken in an Australian accent.

Or as an old workmate heard it:

"Stick ya head uppa carebear's bum!"

[Keef]

Jah Lush recently pointed out to me that I often use the saying "Exactly Right". I have now noticed just how much I bloody use it, and it's doing my head in!