Jump to content

Recommended Posts

From our menu..



No we can't have a pony in the garden


So who is going to drive you to West Wickham every morning, certainly not me or mummy


No, you are not going to get a bus to West Wickham every morning


Do you know how to train a one year old pony


SHUT UP about the pony, oh he's called "black diamond" is he, that's nice ....NO, no, no NOOOOOO( at which point I finger draw NO on the wall)


Only ?650.00 IS THAT ALL, so where are you going to get ?650....what? Has she really, a ten year old has got ?650.00, stick with her son


Go away, go away, I can't hear you, tra laa laa laaa ( fingers in ears )


God, really I must grow up


When did you last wash your bum ?




W**F

  • 2 weeks later...

Yesterday;


Please don't play in the dogs water bowl.


Please don't wash the floor with my dishcloth.


Please don't lick the tablecloth (she worked her way all along one edge...).


No they are mine (in response to her pointing at my bust and saying "my boobies".


In need to reclaim my life and my body!

  • 2 weeks later...

My latest favourite conversation:

R: Mummy?

Me: Yes Darling?

R: Are boy ladybirds called Ladyboys?


Builders on site we were walking past start sniggering...


Me: Weeelll, no.... then cue 10 min conversation on why boy ladybirds might not be called Ladyboys...

Doh - I'm crap at thie replying lark. Was replying to citizenED's "one, two, three, four, FIVE..."


hpsaucey Wrote:

-------------------------------------------------------

> LOL - in our house it goes: 'five, four, three,

> two, one' ...


Also recently, 5-year old bless him: 'Mummy - sea girls are like sea boys but they steal your snadwiches.'

Lightsabers are apparently 'light savers'.

'Farmer Christmas'


2-year old:


'damn it'

'my boobies'

'not mummy boobies, my boobies'

'damn it'

'damn it'

'damn it'

'damn it'

'damn it'


Damn it - wonder where he gets THAT from!

In the last hour or so:

"please don't bite mummy's toes" (actually very hard to stop him doing this in a way that's painless for both of us)


(too late):"Oh no, that's not a carrot, it's an orange crayon..." (has taken to eating crayons on occasion mainly for a reaction I think.)

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now
  • Latest Discussions

    • Thank you, I will be vigilant
    • @Sue said: nobody is blaming the child, they are blaming the person who should have been watching him g) do you really think it was acceptable for that person to find the situation funny? This is the point. Adults are meant to teach their children by example. It sounds as though the adult guardian/ father in this case did not react appropriately. Had a truly sincere apology been given,  I suspect the OP would not have posted on here. It is possible the OP snapped in the heat of the moment, but they were possibly startled because they were hit from behind? If we are startled it can be instinctive to initially react with anger. I also agree that it would be highly irresponsible to let any very young child ride or walk or do anything on a busy public street without supervision- most of all to protect the child. If in this case the child was out of the adult's line of sight that is perhaps another indication that the father needs a refresh in appropriate behaviour around a child, as well as his manners.
    • Malumbu,  if none of us were there, does that mean that nobody should post anything on here unless they have witnesses from the EDF? Why would someone post something like this if it  wasn't true? This is not about whether children should or should not be cycling on the pavement. There are specific issues. a) the child was out of sight of the person supposed to be caring for him b) he appears to have been  either not looking where he was going or was out of control of the bike c) if he did see that he was about to hit someone  he apparently did not give them any kind of warning  d)  a person was unexpectedly hit from behind whilst just walking along, which in my view makes him a victim e) does the title of the thread really matter as the issue was described in the first post?  f) nobody is blaming the child, they are blaming the person who should have been watching him g) do you really think it was acceptable for that person to find the situation funny? The OP was not complaining about the 4 year old. They were complaining about an adult's lack of supervision of a 4 year old who was not capable of riding a bike and who hit someone from behind with no warning. Also, apart from reading the OP more carefully, perhaps also choose your words more carefully. Jobless? Lunatic? Charming.
    • I have to say, I too am upset about the passing of DulwichFox. He was a real local character, who unlike me, managed to stick with ED despite all of the nauseous yuppification of the last three decades. R.I.P to foxy    Louisa. 
Home
Events
Sign In

Sign In



Or sign in with one of these services

Search
×
    Search In
×
×
  • Create New...