Spam mail , can you suggest a response

[TheArtfulDogger]

Just now I received an email from someone called larryjohnson which read

Greeting,

I contacted you last two weeks and I got no response. I mentioned

about my late client that has the same surname with you. He deposited

the sum of $9.5million dollars in one of the bank here in our country

and they have asked me to provide a next of kin.

Kindly show your interest to work with me to enable me forward the

details of this project to you.

Question is what's the best way to respond ?

I was thinking

"Dear Larry

Oh my god, I can't believe cousin Wayne Kurr has finally shot his load and parted this earth, how did he die? Hopefully he went with a bang!

Have you managed to trace his sister a miss S Pamm or his ex wife Pauline Kurr nee miss p hish?

Did old Wayne Kurr really deposit $9.5 million into your hands? That's a load and a half, it must be quite sticky to dispose off !

I never did think his idea of an online porn site called scamrus was going to work but obviously he played with it enough until it come to fruition and his load came to him.

Regards "

Any thoughts or better ideas (apart from ignoring it) ?

[Loz]

Here's some more ideas...

http://www.419eater.com/

[peckham_ryu]

Sorry Larry, but I'm a stickler for punctuality. If your client can't be bothered to turn up on time, I'm not interested in helping him. Wealth is no excuse for tardiness.

Regretfully yours,

Hon. Teyme de Liverie