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[jblack]

Felt-tip sounds like the sort of person who would make sure his current squeeze had locks on her door. It's just that the lock would be the other side of the door from the squeeze...

[Jah Lush]

I'm not saying I haven't done that *Bob*, of course I have. Fortunately they are all still shagable apart from one or two exceptions.

Both Rosie - Sorry if my tetchiness shows. I'll have an E please *Bob*.

[Jah Lush]

*Bob* Wrote:

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> I'm think it's because I'm supporting the wrong

> coloured team on Saturday.

>

> He'll never forgive me.

You're not wrong there. Boo hiss!

[Brendan]

*Bob* Wrote:

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> Show me a Facebook user who hasn't Facebooked

> their old flames and I'll pass you a hose so you

> can extinguish the fire in their underpants.

Thanks for the kind offer *Bob* but, for not entirely unrelated reasons, I now have some pills that do that for me.

[*Bob*]

Immodium?

[Brendan]

Is that IKEA's latest bathroom cabinet?

[*Bob*]

That's the one. Matches with Flibnit towel rail and Blonk pedestal basin.

[SeanMacGabhann]

Jah - it's definitely still playing up. I can see comments on mobile phone versions but not on a pc.

Most peculiar.

Momma

[Jah Lush]

Yeah! it was your bloody thread that had the disappearing posts and it's still happening now. I was getting seriously wound up earlier and thought I had a problem but it was you all along yer fecker you.

[????]

*Bob* one of your exes is a friend of mine on FB and she says that photo of you with the 'trim' makes you look quite a lot bigger.

[*Bob*]

One should never hide all one's light under a bushel, ????.

[Keef]

Forget exes, it's the birds you could never pull back in your school days, who have either grown up really ugly (HA!), or are still fit, and have put a load of holiday bikini snaps on there.

[*Bob*]

That's the spirit, Keef.. nice use of 'birds' too.

'Birds'. You just don't hear that so much these days.

[KalamityKel]

Bob where ya been man it's still the done talk ya know!

[Jah Lush]

Yeah the elusive bints that gave you the bird eh Keef? You can laugh at 'em now they're old, fat and greying or you can still swoon and live in hope that one night you'll meet up again and you CAN have that kneetrembler behind the bikesheds.