in a bar at the back of a kebab shop

[TheArtfulDogger]

ktazy

[Jah Lush]

You're in Kebab & Crime then.

[TheArtfulDogger]

no idea next to the cherry

[bloonoo]

i have always wondered if there was a bar there, always seems to be loads of people milling about, how do you get in? is it members only and there's a special code, you say "one doner, no onions and 2 slices of tomato" to be let in?

[woofmarkthedog]

Oh NOW ....

I am glad I couldn't make it last night

A few beers he said...

" ding -ding "

W**F

[Jah Lush]

TheArtfulDogger Wrote:

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> no idea next to the cherry

That be the Kebab & Crime.

[sullied]

Just left kebab and wine (well an hour ago) are you the chap with the stained white singlet and thick accent?

Cheer up and don't take on so when perfect strangers cry out, "Hey! Artful Dogger!"

[sullied]

Again I must apology. My partner, for she was with me on that happy trip, has just pointed out that your soubriquet (ArtFul Dogger) doesn't sound so well when the speaker (me) has chronic spoonerism complex. So i thank you for your cheery rejoinder and say back to you in your tongue, "Sikkafa!"

Sullied and shamefaced.

[TheArtfulDogger]

dear woof

THAT was a quiet one

so next time beware as it is Going to be a messy night out

you up for it (and some "special" kebab sauce)

[woofmarkthedog]

TheArtfulDogger Wrote:

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> dear woof

> THAT was a quiet one

>

> so next time beware as it is Going to be a messy

> night out

>

> you up for it (and some "special" kebab sauce)

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Good god...

NOT the "special" kebab sauce

I felt so guilty last time

W**F

[HonaloochieB]

I recall a while back stopping there at an ungodly hour three or more sheets TTW when and elderly chap at the top of the stairs offered me a drink while I waited for my chicken 'bab (he might have been the owner).

Any way I had a slate roof and probably enjoyed it.

Decent of him I thought.

[dubluke]

ended up back here waiting for a kebab once, was a bizarre experience, I was drifting in and out of conciousness with some workmates trying hard to finish my beer without collapsing, and the owner kept offering to sell me coke

[Jah Lush]

Only 9/5ths Harpic. At least you'd have a nice clean hooter.

[katie1997]

* looks into crystal ball *

sees future thread titled 'in a cell at the back of the police station' posted at 4am.....

'special' sauce will no doubt be to blame....

[brum]

Well! On reading the title of this thread I thought it was going to be one of those confessional-types about the most unusual places you've had sex.

How disappointing.

[TheArtfulDogger]

katie1997 Wrote:

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> * looks into crystal ball *

>

> sees future thread titled 'in a cell at the back

> of the police station' posted at 4am.....

>

>

> 'special' sauce will no doubt be to blame....

Oi

You leave my crystal balls out of this young lady !!!

besides 4am is far too early to be up the back of a police station (or up the back of any thing to be honest)

Now 4am is a perfect time to visit Club 56 on Peckham High Street for the coolest French-Ghanian sounds around... or at least they will sound that way at 4am.

brum, that sounds like a perfect thread for you to start...you go first then the rest of us will come after ::o

[brum]

Moi? No Dodger, the most daring place for me was in a bed ..... with the lights on

[TheArtfulDogger]

brum Wrote:

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> Moi? No Dodger, the most daring place for me was

> in a bed ..... with the lights on

Who's this here Dodger geezer ?

It's Artful or to you Mr Dogger !!