Date wanted

[KalamityKel]

a full basket? maybe? ;-)

ooooh Rubs all this attention you're receiving now... mayb I shall retreat now *sighs* :p

[felt-tip]

kind of wish I was single the way Rubs is having to beat them off with a shitty stick now

[karter]

rubs seems to be spoilt for choice here. Any feedback from anyone?

[rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrqwef43]

Maybe tomorrow you'll have some. Hope it's good! :-)

[KalamityKel]

oh no rubs if they/you kiss and tell they/you are not playing by the rules! reputation could quite easily along the tart route

[louisiana]

ImpetuousVrouw Wrote:

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> Why must he be short?

http://blog.okcupid.com/index.php/the-biggest-lies-in-online-dating/

[rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrqwef43]

That's a very interesting article. Which reminds me of an email I got a few months ago saying, "did you know some guy is using a picture of you on his Guardian Soulmates profile?" It's true! How he hoped to explain it if he ever went on a date, I have no idea. Unless he did actually look exactly like me and just didn't have any pictures to hand.

[Smeltz]

I reckon you and KK would get on so well. She works in a church you know ;-)

[KalamityKel]

:-|

[dita-on-tees]

The height thing is about managing expectations though. I went on one of those t'internet dates once with a man who said he was 5 11. Now I am barely 5 3 so have no scope for comments on men of less than god like stature but in heels I range from 5 4 to a rather resplendid 5 8.... well I turned up and was considerably taller than him and I felt a little embarrassed and swapped to my flats to try and be sensitive.

If someone used my photo on a dating site I think I would be remarkably flattered, puzzled, but flattered.

[Narnia]

How do you stay upright or was that not the intention? Were they stilts?

[dita-on-tees]

That was certainly not the intention.

Well from the age of around 17, upon realising that I was at my final height, but unwilling to accept my diiminutive stature, I learned to walk in heels. I have been practising ever since and now I think I am rather good at it. I rarely wear 5 inch heels these days admittedly.

[skidmarks]

So what happened anyone know? Did he actually look like this?

http://www.humanforsale.com/images/werewolf.jpg

[dita-on-tees]

no no thats the date I went on last year who asked in advanced if I was bothered by something more substantial than a designer goatee....

[skidmarks]

Did you meet him at London Zoo?

[dita-on-tees]

North london, never been back since *shudder*.

[skidmarks]

I usually go for a white suit, a big bunch of red roses and cheesy grin. Also, not forgetting my lucky brown nylon Y-fronts. It normally impresses the ladies.

[Cakish]

Brown to camouflage the skiddies?

[skidmarks]

Busted! I soak them in Hi Karate to mask the smell.

[HAL9000]

You don't boil them in an electric kettle, by any chance?

[karter]

HAL9000 Wrote:

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> You don't boil them in an electric kettle, by any

> chance?

waste of wattage that.

[dita-on-tees]

Hi Karate is so over skids, you need to get yourself some Eruption for Men from Lidl. It's powers pierce panties from 10 paces...

[ImpetuousVrouw]

Just met him ladies and he's lovely.

Laid back sexy Yorkshire man.

[skidmarks]

dita-on-tees Wrote:

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> Hi Karate is so over skids, you need to get

> yourself some Eruption for Men from Lidl. It's

> powers pierce panties from 10 paces...

Think I?ll soak them in Newcastle Brown Ale tonight

[dita-on-tees]

Me Ma always said that a bottle a dog a day would put hairs on your chest, perhaps said soaking will circumvent the unnatural state of over zealous male grooming.

And was your Vrouw in anyway Impetuous (or indeed inappropriate)...