Dangerous Dogs?

[ChavWivaLawDegree]

One of my favourite subjects!! I just spotted this on the Dog Borstal guy's website and I have to share this cos it's spot on. All I have to add, Mic Martin is, stand yourself, take the politician's place and scrap stupid laws like these!

"Dangerous Dogs

My statement

A few years ago while on a research trip at a dog training school in America where at least 6 dogs in twenty were Pit Bulls I came home with a totally different outlook on the breed, the guys were into sports like weight pulling, agility and obedience.

While I was there I also did some training at the local Gun Club, I had been trained as a Police Firearms Officer but there I was able to train and get a better understanding of different types of weapon.

In Britain today we basically have one rule if something bad happens lets ban everything associated with it.

For example something tragic like a Numb-nut going on the rampage with a gun, let?s ban all the responsible Gun Clubs and shooting clubs.

Some dick heads play at being hard with their dogs so we ban an entire breed.

Banning hand guns certainly made a difference to the gun crime, did it f**k Police Officers are still being shot and killed. Not I hasten to say by the Olympic small arms club, by Criminals.

Statement: The Dangerous Dogs Act made a massive difference to Dog Attacks. Did it?

When the law came in I worked it, I had to enforce it, not some politician that wouldn't know the arse end of dog from the biting end. I was one of the first members of the Police Dangerous Dogs Team, we would assist in the capture of Dangerous Dogs or offenders using dogs as weapons against the Police, we shot some and captured some but most just went on a lead and were honestly a lot more frightened of us than we were of them. What happened they all got put down, because they were dangerous? Not really, because they had the misfortune to have a F***ing idiot as an owner.

For every irresponsible Labrador, Chihuahua, Collie owner, I will show you a responsible bullbreed owner it?s not the BREED it?s the OWNER.

And Criminals still run puppy farms and they still control dog fights in Manchester Birmingham and London and they still have guns.

Politicians: Those little brainy kids I hated at school, the sort that couldn't kick a ball straight, had no real idea of what was happening around them.

They grew up...... and now we've put them in charge.

They still don't know what's happening around them, not one of them a natural leader, just good at paperwork.

MM"

His website link http://www.micmartin.co.uk/

[*Bob*]

Interesting array of pictures on Mic's website.

Mic looks 'ard wiv a gun

Mic looks tough wearing mirrored sunglasses

Mic fends-off attack by large dog (wearing mirrored sunglasses)

Mic wiv 'our boys' in Iraq

Mic... etc

[dulwichmum]

Oh lovely CWALD, thanks for that. I never get to watch Jeremy Kyle or Trisha anymore - you have made me laugh so hard I think I must go upstairs and throw up.

Indeed, Mic looks like a complete arse. And I thought my grammar was dreadful!

[dulwichmum]

Oh how my face hurts from laughing at this! No, I really feel like I am going to be sick now... Seriously.

[dulwichmum]

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha etc..........

[dulwichmum]

Gosh I love this forum. I have only just dried my eyes after the complete annihilation of Reiki healers...

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha..........

[*Bob*]

They were annihilated. But the healed themselves.

[dulwichmum]

Indeed Mr Bob, perhaps because the Reiki healers were "open" to it!

This is one of my favourite lines from his super smart web site;

"your all equal here, unless you use a flexi lead or turn up in a body warmer, brand new green wellies, and immaculate Barbour jacket, or any of that old S***, so come and have some fun..."

OHMYGOD, I really feel quite sick from laughing...

He is simply the warmest and least judgemental of individuals. I simply must purchase a Pit Bull in order to become one of his gang!

[Doodles]

Yup a real 'natural leader'! Bet he could kick a football straight!

[dulwichmum]

Indeedy, lets put Mic in charge, none of those brainey weaklings. He seems so very manly...

[*Bob*]

There's far too much namby-pamby liberal pinko wishy-washy metrosexual TALKING going on in that House of Commons.

We need to send Mic in to talk some sense and crack some skulls.

[dulwichmum]

Oh darling Doodles and Bob, lets start a political movement! I read in The Times er... The Daily Mail that it just takes one per cent of the people to change the world!

[Doodles]

Could Mic Martins possibly be any relation of..... Bob Martins, he of the worming tablets?

We should be told!

[Jeremy]

Mic is spot on though... replace all the politicians with the less brainy people who know how to kick a ball properly! Legalise hand guns - for it will surely help Britain's gun problem. What a guy!

[mockney piers]

Guns don't kill people, well actually they do, but you know, stupid people with gun fetishes and guns kill people.

Though as long as they can kick a ball straight....

[Brendan]

To be fair I think you will find that severe organ damage caused by supersonic passage of hot lead is what does the killing. It is a bit unfair to go blaming it all on the gun now isn?t it?

And well, Pit bulls. It is all up to the owners isn?t it? Some irresponsible people raise Jack Russels badly and they end up ripping up the furniture. Can?t blame the dog it?s the owner. Same as some people raise American Put Bulls badly. You certainly can?t blame the dog for killing a small child now can you?

[dulwichmum]

And some people have children and don't look after them properly and they are worse behaved than Jack Russels with guns... Isn't Mic a dream boat?

[spadetownboy]

let that be a lesson to all you chihuahua owners,its your fault your little midget mutts are raving killers not theirs.

[citizenED]

over goose green today some oik let his nasty brute of a dog free in the the dog-free part of the park. A woman walking by tried to point out that it was the dog free zone. He basically told her to mind her own. The signs showimg that it is dog-free are down. That dog ran around like a mad-thing barking and snarling at other dogs and people.

Wanted to shout "oi, get that pig out of there" I would, of course, have been shouting it at the dog

[dulwichmum]

Put Mic in charge, he is a real man. He would sort out Goose Green as quick as you like Mr CitizenED...

[LuvPeckham]

citizenED Wrote:

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> over goose green today some oik let his nasty

> brute of a dog free in the the dog-free part of

> the park. A woman walking by tried to point out

> that it was the dog free zone. He basically told

> her to mind her own. The signs showimg that it is

> dog-free are down. That dog ran around like a

> mad-thing barking and snarling at other dogs and

> people.

I have to say I am a bit confused by this post

The bit in red says the dog was in the dog free area (not confused yet)

The bit in blue says it was barking and snarling at other dogs (now confused)

was there more then one dog in the dog free section? (looking for clarification now)

This thread is almost as much fun as the Nunhead and Peckham Rye Community council meeting a few months back when the issue of the council imposing a blanket "Dogs on leads in parks" order was brought up... now that was a lively debate !!!

[James]

As one of the weedy kids at school who couldn't kick a ball straight I OBJECT to the fact that I am not a high-earning politician. Where did I go wrong?

[LuvPeckham]

James - Maybe, like most of us men, you too never grew up (I think I am in my third or forth childhood at the moment) >:D

[citizenED]

LuvPeckham - said beast was snarling and growling through the fence at other dogs who were in the doggy section of the green. Hope that clears it up.

citizen

[fluffy]

He he he he, I am new here but if it always as ridiculous as this then I think I might just move in!

Mic...what a stud muffin!

he he he *tries to find hankie for tears rolling down face*