Dangerous Dogs?

[Asset]

always amd more, fluffy!

[dulwichmum]

Lovely Fluffy,

If you experience breathing difficulties then try breathing into a paper bag. I thought I was going to expire when I saw Mic's super web site!

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

Do you think the lovely Mic could teach my dog to read the "No dogs" signs on Goose Green?

I'm looking after a Doberman (surely right up his street) and the last three times I've walked him on the Green, the gate to the dog-free section has been left open and he's nipped straight in there. While getting him out toot sweet (sic) surely it is incumbent on the users to close the gate after themselves?

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

Sorry - that last post was way too serious.

To lighten the thread, perhaps Mic could branch out into dog fashions - will do loads for his image:

http://whatnottocrochet.wordpress.com/ (see 21 July entry)

[sorry am Luddite who knows not how to post url]

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

Sorry - final post ...

Realised URL magically made itself on previous post. Also I have to confess I shamelessly plagiarised crochet site from the marvellous "West Dulwich Life" blog (hilarious read).

[Floating Onion]

While Mic is rather an idiot... Pit bulls do get a rather bad rap in the press. Very few reported incidents actually involve pit bulls. The reporting might be a bit different on this side of the pond though, I'm still new here! They can certainly be dangerous dogs, but can also be fabulous pets.

[dulwichmum]

Indeed, I believe pythons and scorpions make fabulous pets too. It is not the animals that are the problem - it is irresponsible owners...

[Floating Onion]

Hmmm. I guess I was a bit too serious given the content of the thread! My apologies, just a topic that bugs me a bit.

I was in a pet store in Crystal Palace yesterday. They had some very interesting reptiles there. but I wasn't allowed one.

[Asset]

We can watch the main man Mic in action tomorrow night, BBC3, 8pm.

[*Bob*]

Really? ha ha.. I might just tune in.

I'll need to get kitted-out first though. Some Aviator sunglasses and a trip to the Army and Navy surplus should do the trick.

[dulwichmum]

I shall buy a new pair of wellington boots a Barbor jacket and a telescopic lead specially for the occasion!

[Floating Onion]

I think that I might have something better to do tomorrow night. Not sure what, but I'm sure that I'll come up with something.

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

Couldn't help but watch. Scarey Mic. Anyone else think he's strangely jaundiced? Or has he been dog training in Faro?

[dulwichmum]

I am afraid I forgot to watch, I had to feed the peacocks, and search for harpsichord lessons on Google...

[ChavWivaLawDegree]

I'm shocked you lot don't all like my hero MM!

I think all the hardnuts should get the pansies out of power, cos they've had it for ages and don't seem to know what to do with it, other than sell it to the highest bidder.

I've got a scary dog, and he's great.

[dulwichmum]

OHMYGOD, Lovely Chavlette with a Law Degree has an enormous dog - I may need to buy a gun!

[mockney piers]

To be fair CWALD, 'strongmen' have a pretty dire record when it comes to exercising power!!

[ChavWivaLawDegree]

Mockney - so do poncy, unsporty, bullied dictators like Blair, Hiltler and Stalin!

I think the way I look at it is, that in the past, when these people did not have technology to back them up, they would have been bottom of the pack, but now they are running the world! Scary stuff!

[mockney piers]

Even I, as someone who loathed Blair with a passion can see that that comparison is a tad unfair on the man.

[*Bob*]

ChavWivaLawDegree Wrote:

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> I think the way I look at it is, that in the past,

> when these people did not have technology to back

> them up, they would have been bottom of the pack

Bring back/dig up Oliver Cromwell! Now there was a man who was prepared to put his sword where his mouth was.

[mockney piers]

Do you actually have _any_ leaders you approve of? And more importantly, can they kick a football?

[ChavWivaLawDegree]

I'm not big on hierarchical leaders. I think we all need to become leaders, instead of allowing these deeply flawed unnatural leaders to be running the planet.

Power to the people, especially us Chavs, who outnumber the poncy unsporty types, but can't be arsed running anything much (at the moment!).

[mockney piers]

Come on, let's give mic a chance. It'd be funny if nothing else. I can see the campaign slogan now

"Vote For Mic, yes he's a pric, but a straight football he can kic"

[Asset]

If we all became leaders CWALD, there'd be nobody left to lead.

[ChavWivaLawDegree]

Asset - then you'd have to get a dog