"You're Dumped"

[RosieH]

I love Brendan la la la

I love Brendan la la la

Not solely for the purpose of canape-prep...

[Brendan]

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[RosieH]

Ah, I see.

I had thought you meant the knife-wielding maniac was cuckoo, but you meant me, right?

In my defence, expat's right - you don't use my German steel for a hacksaw. And he was a redtop journalist. And he loved Rupert Murdoch. And he looked really fucking smug like the control freak he was when I came back from the bathroom and he'd arranged the flowers (in the wrong vase - they looked shocking!) and lined up my kitchen like a scene from Sleeping With the Enemy. And he was wearing a really really bad shirt.

[Loz]

Stop making excuses Rosie - you were quite happy with all that until he rearranged your flowers.

(That *must* be a euphemism for something...)

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

Oh dear, Brendan seems to have turned into Shane Fenton.

[Brendan]

RosieH Wrote:

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> Ah, I see.

>

> I had thought you meant the knife-wielding maniac

> was cuckoo, but you meant me, right?

No* I was actually trying to convey the concept of cuckoo ca choo pictorially like.

*well maybe

[HonaloochieB]

I don't know PGC I reckon he might be mixing up his coo ca choos with his goo goo ga joobs, hence the Ringo mention.

On thin ice I reckon, people have been dumped for less.

[Brendan]

Sometimes I just don't know with you people.

[Dorothy]

I was dumped by a bloke called Colin who played on my local pub darts team. On the last night of our three week relationship he took me to the pub to meet his team mates and to introduce me to the fine game of darts. I'd never played it before, I was only 17. He must have been oh about 20. Anyway, I beat him - so that was curtains for us.

[ImpetuousVrouw]

I have dumped someone after about 2 months because he wasn't a fan of cunilingus.

[dita-on-tees]

You waited 2 months......