local loveliness

[????]

I've heard rasher theories

[legalbeagle]

Stop hamming it up.

[????]

I need curing

[woofmarkthedog]

No...

He was probably "barding" his penis

"Tis the game season" you know...

( smoked or un- smoked ? )

W**F

[brum]

Someone here is telling porkies methinks.

[daizie]

A RASHER of bacon makes an ideal ? la mode wristband

[legalbeagle]

Well you're for the chop.

[????]

Come on we're hogging this thread

[woofmarkthedog]

Legal..

http://www.snorgtees.com/images/BaconIsBetter_Fullpic_1.gif

W**F

[brum]

Maybe he simply wanted to wrap it around his one sausage. 'cocktail' style.

[legalbeagle]

Don't be such a boar (bore? See what I did there?)

[brum]

Tsk tsk that was sow corny. See what I did there?

[HAL9000]

I see we're down to the scratchings...?

[louisiana]

You've made a pig's dinner of my thread. :-S

[SimonM]

1 rasher was probably all he could afford this week. To buy more he'd have needed to hock something...