Christmas comes early to Sainsbury's DKH

[woofmarkthedog]

Merry Chreastermasworksnite?

It's a new holiday with a special story about a big red fat Catholic man, whose Turkey lays magic eggs out off which bunnies hatch & fireworks fly through the sky after he tries to blow up Parliament, but gets stuck in the chimney...

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"Oh, ding dong the bells are ringing & the lighting up sky , oh my teeth ache , tra laa llaaa laa "

W**F

[DJKillaQueen]

Turkey, chocoloate and fireworks....hmmm....not sure it'll catch on.......!

[woofmarkthedog]

And Catholic burning

W**F

[DJKillaQueen]

Yep Catholic burning will definitely not look good on Christmas Cards !

[RosieH]

But all that guilt gives off an incredible energy that burns fiercely and keeps you warm as the nights get chilly.

[waynetta]

PLACE your christmas tree in an alcove, bay window or similar recess. After christmas block it off using empty cornflakes packets to form a partition wall. Come next december simply pull down the wall, and hey presto! There's your tree, decorations and all.

[????]

Done before....your slipping or Viz' back catalogue is exhausted

[waynetta]

So you have been paying attention Mr ???? ?

Either that or stalking all my posts.

[????]

I've printed them all off and have them stuck all over the walls in 'my room'.

[waynetta]

LOL >:D

[????]

Stalkers - lull your soulmate into a false sense of security by 'joking' with them on internet Forums

[waynetta]

IMPRESS members of the opposite sex by acquiring a comprehensive knowledge of a subject which interests them and then steering the conversation towards this topic.

[waynetta]

UNEMPLOYED people. Why not brighten up Christmas by glueing glitter around the edges of your UB40?