#Brexit Cleansing: What's on the menu.

[teddyboy23]

French doors and windows. Will become framed glass units.

[jaywalker]

TheArtfulDogger Wrote:

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> Additional thoughts, the British version of

> "soixante-neuf" is obviously less of a mouthful !

heh Artful, that should always only have been an amuse-bouche before the a la carte

[Earl Aelfheah]

Schadenfreude will become Faragefreude

[Seabag]

I'm about to eat a crescent

Hmmm....

[malumbu]

Spaghetti

Heinz tinned wheat product in tomato source. In hoops or threads.

Pasta

Heinz tinned wheat product in tomato source. In hoops or threads.

Just like my childhood. Yuk.

[Jenny1]

creme caramel becomes

Angel Delight

Ah. The early 70s. I remember them well. Long hot summers and tetrasodium diphosphate. Those were the days.

[malumbu]

There was a worse product called instant whip.

There was also a dreadful product in a tin that Bob Monkhouse advertised. I think that was even worse.

I expect those damned Eurocrats outlawed them due to their lack of any wholesomeness and kids going hyperactive. Who needs calm kids, and good nutrition anyway.

Creme Anglaise becomes Cream English aka custard.

Whipped and aerated synthetic product will become ice cream again.

[Seabag]

Thus far all this is depressingly looking backwards, mainly at how crap things were some time ago, before we discovered alternatives to eating something that had to be liberated from a metal canister.

And we're meant to become 'Global Britain' or some cark like that, as sadly it seems being European wasn't global enough. So we're going to isolate ourselves to claw great deals around the world, whilst showing those a few miles across the channel how much we didn't need them (or their fancy food) stuff.

Maybe we can trading Opium and such likes again, even get Hong Kong back.

I wonder what we can rename 'The Great British Menu', which quite frankly has become somewhat ridiculous already.

And lastly, Pizza Express will become Cheese on Toast Express

[Louisa]

Seabag Wrote:

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> And lastly, Pizza Express will become Cheese on

> Toast Express

If that happens I may consider going to one.

Louisa.

[Ebeb2]

With the planned UK-US deals, we'll all be driving Chryslers or Ford pick-up trucks.

Though who knows how they'll fit in the Sainsbury's car park spaces?

[Loz]

Ebeb2 Wrote:

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> With the planned UK-US deals, we'll all be driving

> Chryslers or Ford pick-up trucks.

... and we have spray on cheese from a can. And any non-spray on cheese will be that dodgy orange colour.

[TheArtfulDogger]

Loz Wrote:

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> Ebeb2 Wrote:

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> > With the planned UK-US deals, we'll all be

> driving

> > Chryslers or Ford pick-up trucks.

>

> ... and we have spray on cheese from a can. And

> any non-spray on cheese will be that dodgy orange

> colour.

Ohhhhhhh spray cheese in a can... Perfect for bypassing the plate, just spray and chew 😾🧀

[maxxi]

TheArtfulDogger Wrote:

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> Ohhhhhhh spray cheese in a can... Perfect for

> bypassing the plate, just spray and chew

Chew!? Dilettante.

[Earl Aelfheah]

I saw 'Greek style salad cheese' in Sainsburys the other day.

[Seabag]

There's a certain amount of hurt being dished out in this rightard renaming scam, like it's a tonic that's meant to be good for you.

And all the while as we loose the joy in life, PMTM is draping her saggy carcass and 'gray hay' bobbed hair over the cover of Vogue. It's fuc1

That said, I've always thought Mayonnaise was due for a fight, so if pushed I'd be ok with straight down Salad Cream.

Lastly, cigarette is due to go. I'm voting for 'Smoking Cylinders'

[Loz]

rahrahrah Wrote:

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> I saw 'Greek style salad cheese' in Sainsburys the other day.

'Feta' has protected designation of origin status.

Ironically, after Brexit they might be able to call it Feta.

[Earl Aelfheah]

It's just s bit of fun Loz

[Loz]

Err, yes. I know.

I think you got up on the wrong side of the bed, rrr.

[Alan Medic]

So security is a bargaining chip. That's about as low as you can get.

http://news.sky.com/story/article-50-security-is-theresa-mays-brexit-secret-weapon-10817785

[jaywalker]

Not now, I fear, tapas.