Permissible EDF 'Bad Words'

[Seabag]

Certain words are NOT acceptable on the forum, cunt and fuck are prime examples

This has led to the creation of alternative 'Bad Words' and it's a joy to behold

'Twunt' is new to the list

C-nut

Fooker

All these add spice when used with a light hand. With that in mind, I'd like to compile a compendium of alternatives , to be used creatively in the rough and tumble of the Forum.

However, I'm not advocating the use (however creative) of nasty, sexist, racist words, or any other ists and isms for that matter.

Please feel free to add one or two of your own to the list.

Thank you

[JohnL]

Too much Libtard on the net these days

I'll go Trumptard

[red devil]

I've never used it but I like CockWomble, always makes me :)...

[Louisa]

Seeing as blow-in has been banned, I've found myself struggling to describe some members of our community based on their social class or food/shop preferences, with a single word or phrase. I often now say "Guardianista", or "look at me" to refer to this sub section of people lurking around ED.

Louisa.

[red devil]

May I remind you Ms Louisa that it was I who originally used the ''look at me'' put-down and it was aimed directly at your good self. Well they say imitation is the highest form of flattery...

[Louisa]

I concede that one to you red devil it was indeed you who gifted me this new and exciting phrase. Despite the ban on blow-in, I managed to adapt "look at me" and so far it's worked relatively OK. Although I fear it's time over, and potentially could be added to the EDF bin of offence.

Louisa.

[????]

i don't bother with Libtard but as a true liberal I have always used 'liberal' for the deeply illiberal morally certain inflexibly minded :)

[Loz]

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> i don't bother with Libtard but as a true liberal

> I have always used 'liberal' for the deeply

> illiberal morally certain inflexibly minded :)

Hmm. As a true liberal I always get annoyed when people misuse the term to mean 'illiberal lefty'. I blame the Americans.

Anyway, 'twunt' isn't a new creation. It's been around for at least a couple of decades.

[Seabag]

'Bad Words' or phrases on here I get slightly fucked off with.

'Methinks'

'Sir'

'My freind'

Seriously, go fuck yourself

[malumbu]

An Everton fans' website converts profanities into Liverpool player's names.

For example Donald Trump (or Bono or Clarkson) is a right Souness.

It amuses me anyway.

[uncleglen]

I came across 'libturd' the other day....

[Seabag]

Brexshitters is one of my recent fav's

[????]

Knickerwetters for the increasingly hysterical metropolitan middle classes of social media - is my new favourite

[DulwichFox]

What about Poo. ?

Is Poo OK?

Foxy

[Jah Lush]

Cockwomble.

Yep, that works.

[Siduhe]

Clusterfuck

Phew! My go to complaint remains permitted...

[Seabag]

DulwichFox Wrote:

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> What about Poo. ?

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> Is Poo OK?

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> Foxy

Yes Foxter, Poo is permitted on the 'Bad Word' thread

[Seabag]

Liberal & Elite are getting a kicking over on another thread

Mind you, it's been tempered with 'BBC' which is reassuring

[red devil]

I'm sure Tony Crossland is rhyming slang for sumfink...

[Seabag]

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[Seabag]

I'm adding 'Bad' & 'Fizzy Drinks' to the list

BAD BAD Fizzy Fizzy things that they are.

I wonder if Donald goes for the bottomless cup thing?

We may never know.

[Loz]

If we add 'trump' to the poo-words list, 90% of the threads on the front page of the lounge will be immediately unreadable...

[Earl Aelfheah]

As @#$%& is banned I suggest using 'fuck' instead

[Earl Aelfheah]

Oh wow, it actually changes the word fuck for fuck

[JohnL]

Replace trump with a turd - everyone will understand.

Surprised Twitter hasn't done so :)