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Humans to stick with oil

(Daily Mash)

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/humans-to-stick-with-oil-201102223563/


Oil prices: Urgent steps needed to wean UK onto other energy sources, MPs say

http://www.guardian.co.uk/business/2011/mar/05/oil-uk-energy-sources


"We may face a situation at one stage where supply cannot meet demand," Mr Voser said.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/oilprices/8362579/Shell-chief-Peter-Voser-warns-oil-demand-could-outstrip-supply.html


Good to see the CEO of Shell has - barely - mastered economics 101.

"If there was even such a thing as solar power I would be against it. Mainly because it doesn't smell of anything but also because the people who are in favour of it are homosexual.


"They put on bright red lisptick and kiss each other on the penis and then they all skip around a solar panel wearing fancy pink lace."


He added: "I'll die before I drive a car that likes bottoms."


Brilliant. Sounds a bit like some of the guys on the EDF ;-)

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