Oh my god I can't take it anymore

[KalamityKel]

Tarot Wrote:

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> Take a video recording of him on your phone, and

> show him later. If that dont work put a pig plaque

> on his desk as a

> secret Santa present.

OR record it, upload it on the net and show him "this really disgusting habit eating monster that you're mate just sent a link to"... "OMG! he looks familiar" ;-)

I may take this approach myself... shall I report back?

[brum]

Just accept he won't change. Let him masticate loudly and simply put some headphones on.

[Tarot]

If all else fails, gag the fecker!

[KalamityKel]

Had a thought on my idea... get someone else to point it out to him. No point getting yaself in trouble after all ;-)

[Tarot]

Maybe this nosher, is aware of you looking at him, and starts to perform for your benifit, I think you should buy a

a magazine of very fit blokes and every time he goes to eat open up your book and look at that instead of making eye

contact with him.Ay least it will amuse you to flash fit blokes at the growing piggy.

[sedgewick]

To the OP RusselH

May be that your hatred for this person will develop into an ever lasting love, I have read your comments and the reason he is annoying you is because he called your sick mother by accident and you have subconsciously developed a loathing of this person because of this error.

I can recommend you an excellent psycho therapist who can help you find and deal with the root cause of your anger issues and help you to develop your personality to become a more sociably acceptable individual.

It worked for me.

[Ted Max]

It certainly did.

[ImpetuousVrouw]

Sedgewick, or he could just be an annoying tw@t!

[RosieH]

Thanks for the offer sedgewick, but I'm not sure I'd want to see a therapist who was psycho. Also, not convinced they'd have the requisite temperament to help me with any unresolved anger issues.

[ruffers]

Just tell him. I did a similar thing once and the reaction was essentially eternal gratitude as he didn't realise.

Either that or put a bag over your head as well, in case the one on his falls off. cf 'Double Bagger' (Profanisaurus definition)