ANy female 25 - 35 would like to meet?

[Fabricio the Guido]

Hello there, contrary to my screen name I am not really Italian but thought that was a nice screen name. My given name is a bit more Scot light but I am not in the least bit scottish.Anyway, I thought I would post here and get a date or something. Let's not have any scabrous wits making silly comments because if you were really that funny you would be on IQ or radio 4. I like films and cycling. I am just under 6", way under but let's leave something exciting for the great reveal. I used to read a lot but not so much. I do like TV and talking and travel a bit. Anyway , drop me a private message if you are interested. cheers

[Narnia]

March the 13th.

[KalamityKel]

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[Tarot]

I think your going to have a long wait for a message.

[Narnia]

He's had a date, just needs a 'something' now!

[karter]

Wrong narnia, you have given him the 'date' now all he needs is the 'ANy' :-))

Good username btw.

[Ms_Lilith]

Be careful what you wish for....it could end up turning out to be something like this film... https://www.amazon.co.uk/Boy-Meets-Girl-DVD-Poole/dp/B000065UGS/ref=sr_1_5?ie=UTF8&qid=1292457405&sr=8-5

[Simonet]

Quite frankly with such a well-constructed, insightful and slightly mysterious introductory technique, I fear you are about to be inundated with replies from eager and willing Females. Its surely only a matter of time.

Hope you can handle the inevitable deluge.

[Ms_Lilith]

Especially with a line like this "I am just under 6", way under but let's leave something exciting for the great reveal" May be not so great a reveal...

[KalamityKel]

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[Kingy]

Try 7th July 1928, 13th November 1966 or if your lucky you might get a whole box of dates for Xmas

[KalamityKel]

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[Fabricio the Guido]

I am laughing, but I still haven't got a date. Oh well. I wonder should I spread the net a little wider? 25 - 45 years of age? Well, it does not have to be a date, that's so American; Brits dont really date, do we? I mean we pretend we date but we are far too sophisticated for dating. I find a bit of banter over two glasses of red and you pretty much know whether you'd like to spend more time with a person or not. Is that March 13th of 2011? That seems a rather long time to wait. Not that I am in any kind of hurry. I thought the retired Hipsters of ED would be down with meeting someone over the internet but apparently that's not the case. I just have to return to the pub and wait for someone to stumble on me as they rush to the bathroom to vomit.

[ImpetuousVrouw]

What about a picture?

[KidKruger]

but without the vomit, please..

[KalamityKel]

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[Fabricio the Guido]

I don't know about the smacking thing, it seems a bit forward for a first date wouldn't you say? I am going for the personality track. I think, if I wanted a bimbo that would fall for a line in brilliant patter I would be on match.dot.com with my great looks and holiday pictures from Chamonix!

[KalamityKel]

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[Fabricio the Guido]

What is this a job interview or a date? Chill out. You must have cats. I was only looking for someone to share a drink and some conversation without the need to go into central London.

[KalamityKel]

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[Fabricio the Guido]

Yeah so am I.

[flapjackdavey]

http://www.independent.co.uk/multimedia/dynamic/00512/pg-20-sharples-68-g_512697s.jpg

well hello there . ;D

[Ms_Lilith]

She's hot!

[Huguenot]

Is it 'guido' as an insult to working class Italians, or 'guido' as in Messiah?

[ruffers]

or 'Guido' as in the referee on Jeux Sans Frontieres?