Things that you're not looking forward to hearing over Christmas

[HAL9000]

23) I thought you were going to defrost the turkey?

[nashoi]

24) Nobody else could make it this year, so it's just you and me. Oh and the telly's on the blink so it's just that ticking clock for entertainment.

[Annasfield]

25: Today's (Boxing day) match is postponed

[katie1997]

26) "...more turkey dear?"

(5th day running)

[wee quinnie]

27) What time are we going to Mass?!

[ruffers]

Stop moaning everyone. This is the one you don't want to hear...

28) Ah well, back to work tomorrow.

[Ms_Lilith]

29) Who forgot to remove the giblets?

[Tarot]

People moaning.

[flapjackdavey]

Tarot Wrote:

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> People moaning.

people moaning about christmas

31) Christmas , it's just for the kids isn't it ?

[Ms_Lilith]

32) Your mother-inlaws here!

[Tarot]

"It doesn,t work "

[dubluke]

33 - gran - what are you studying? oh yes - it's SUCH a shame you didn't go to uni

[camberwell70]

................the sound of breaking glass.

[Thomas Micklewright]

vegan christmas dinner rocks!

[Jah Lush]

No 36: Oh for God's sake do cheer up it's Christmas.

[Narnia]

No.37 Are you drinking ALREADY?

[ruffers]

38 - You did get batteries didn't you?

[brum]

39 - "Wow, thanks! A Christmas sweater with a reindeer motif...."

[jollybaby]

40. No it's fine to have turkey a touch on the pink side . .

[Ms_Lilith]

41. Arguing

[ImpetuousVrouw]

42. You can never have too many pairs of socks!

[KalamityKel]

43. Do ya reckon if we returned this present and bought it again in the sales we'd make some money on it?

[sophiesofa]

44. The dog has eaten turkey. (this has a plus side of less turkey sandwiches)

[Ms_Lilith]

45. Give me a kiss under the mistletoe!

[Simonet]

"Lets go shopping Darling. I only want to pop into one or two stores ".

Easy revenge for anyone unfortunate enough to be co-erced and dragged round.

Afterwards go for a drink. Go to 10 different Pubs and then decide to finally have a drink in the first one that you went ..in.