Quotes Of The Year 2010

[Simonet]

Paul ( Gazza ) Gascoigne turned up at the Raoul Moat siege and said in an interview afterwards

"He's killed someone, which is not nice, really... He's a lovely bloke"....

Rather like saying Hitler was a tad "unpleasant"...::o

[Narnia]

I liked a recent one from ex footballer Alan Brazil who found himself in Australia covering the cricket for Talksport. The figure may not be exactly right but it went like this: blah blah blah and now Australia are 211 for 8'o clock!

['bout now]

The one the bloke gave me for refitting my bathroom. Utterly Hilarious.

[ruffers]

I'm assuming Nick Clegg will get quoted soon.