If ED was West Side Story

[Curmudgeon]

who would be the Sharks and who would be the Jets?

I'm torn between

'Little Jemima and Jeremy need their babyccinos' vs "euwwwww it's talking in a public place and its not even 3 foot yet"

or

'Ooo look it's just like Clapham but more bohemian' vs the 'I remember when everything cost 99p'

[macroban]

Some of us have been living here since before 15 February 1971.

[Curmudgeon]

in which case feel free to replace 99p with tuppence ha'penny if you want