I want one .

[Annette Curtain]

Forget your Jimmy Choo's or the to die for Tillie.

I just want one of these..

http://www.datamancer.net/keyboards/scrabble/scrabble1.jpg

I mean who wouldn't ?

* peers through the edf shop window whilst adjusting hot dog *

"Oh, that feels better"

Nette(tu)

[katie1997]

http://www.weirdthings.org.uk/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/the-odiferous-farting-keyboard-press-the-keys-for-a-funny-fart-noise.jpg

[giggirl]

Oh come now Katie Numbers, raise your game a little. I want one of these babies

http://www.net-a-porter.com/product/104776

[Annette Curtain]

Swarovski crystal *ahem* ring

http://www.osoyou.com/media/images/items/2009/04/27/200942711221036.jpg _{( honest I'm not making this up )}

Designed for an exclusive audience - give in to *whistles* abandon and explore your *mummuy & daddy time*... This *points downstairs* ring is an item of *special cuddles* jewellery for *mr wobbly*. Romantic and *whistles again*, personal, stylish and subtle, this ring is one you should be keen to show off.

*indeed*

:-$

[Annette Curtain]

More tea Vicar ?

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_heuRpNedY48/TQpL_VnLgsI/AAAAAAAABvo/dn-lUrHdmgc/s1600/teacupyorkie11.jpg

Now where were we ?

:-S

[ianr]

> Now where were we ?

"Personal, stylish and subtle", I think.

[Emerson Crane]

http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://www.ridelust.com/wp-content/uploads/250gto.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.ridelust.com/3-ferrari-250-gto-photos/&h=654&w=1082&sz=148&tbnid=JEC4hV_xludU0M:&tbnh=91&tbnw=150&prev=/search%3Fq%3Dferrari%2Bgto%26tbm%3Disch%26tbo%3Du&zoom=1&q=ferrari+gto&usg=__TMhr3Cn21DXnkimKPDn2JdJASsk=&sa=X&ei=6zOLTee5LsrXsgb2yfyECg&ved=0CDsQ9QEwBA

Oh yes

[Jah Lush]

Oh dear is that a penis extension I see before me Mr Crane?

[giggirl]

Ooh you actually made me look then Jah. It's only a silly old car. One of my ex-boyfriends had a Ferrari (it was the 80s - of course). Stupid car. Impossible to get out of without flashing your pants and you couldn't take it to Sainsbury's for the weekly shop because you could only squeeze one carrier bag into the tiny boot. And the worst thing of all - it SCREAMS "look at me". Yuk. I died a thousand deaths in that car. Hated it.

[Emerson Crane]

Jah Lush Wrote:

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> Oh dear is that a penis extension I see before me

> Mr Crane?

No simply a gorgeous piece of Italian engineering at its best, and far nicer that a crappy old Ford (which thankfully I don't own). I could have gone for an E type jag, an Alfa Romeo spyder, the list is endless, just cars I can dream of but never aspire to. And I'd rather a Ferrari GTO than a ridiculous iPhone/pad etc. Alternatively this would look nice in Chez Crane

http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://farm1.static.flickr.com/154/359044905_95f8ef7d9d.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.flickr.com/photos/ktelqueen/359044905/&h=464&w=464&sz=207&tbnid=NnAh22zNn63lyM:&tbnh=128&tbnw=128&prev=/search%3Fq%3Drecord%2Bcollection%2Bphotos%26tbm%3Disch%26tbo%3Du&zoom=1&q=record+collection+photos&usg=__J2JO3Rvhbi16E1Mqfzysg4Mjfh8=&sa=X&ei=JUmLTfeeNYOWswa8ks2KCg&ved=0CCAQ9QEwAQ

[Emerson Crane]

giggirl Wrote:

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> Ooh you actually made me look then Jah. It's only

> a silly old car. One of my ex-boyfriends had a

> Ferrari (it was the 80s - of course). Stupid car.

> Impossible to get out of without flashing your

> pants and you couldn't take it to Sainsbury's for

> the weekly shop because you could only squeeze one

> carrier bag into the tiny boot. And the worst

> thing of all - it SCREAMS "look at me". Yuk. I

> died a thousand deaths in that car. Hated it.

So does talking on your phone in public which I'm sure many of you have been guilty of.

[Ridgley]

Jah Lush Wrote:

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> Oh dear is that a penis extension I see before me

> Mr Crane?

How disappointing :)

[Emerson Crane]

http://www.dustandgrooves.com/

Or how about this, now you're talking!! That's what I call a record collection!!

[Jah Lush]

Hmmm.... well, I could certainly do with some of those shelves of his for my own collection.

[Ridgley]

"wow"

[Emerson Crane]

http://www.badaweb.co.uk/billyvee/news42.html

And how about this to spin your precious vinyl?

[Jah Lush]

Great! I'll have two of those please.

[Emerson Crane]

?6k then please!!

[Jah Lush]

Ker-ching!

[Emerson Crane]

http://www.roots-archives.com/display_artwork/8245.jpg

Because my copy is knackered, played to death over the years.

[Jah Lush]

One of these please.

[Emerson Crane]

Bit of a player then Jah?

[Annette Curtain]

http://www.naturalendings.co.uk/images/cardboard_coffin_basic.jpg

These look fun.

N:-S

[giggirl]

Nothing wrong with a cardboard coffin. I don't see the point in spending any more. I'd have mine painted to look really pretty though.

[Tarot]

A beautidul red Model T car.