Some people walk into a bar

[jctg]

Ryan Giggs, Ewan McGregor, Gabby Logan & Hugh Bonneville walk into a bar. I'm afraid I can't tell you any more.

[Mick Mac]

Gabby Logan. Well I never...

[Huguenot]

Ewan McGregor?

[jctg]

Yes. Not that 'world famous' apparently.

[Huguenot]

What's he done? Or is he the odd one out?

[Annette Curtain]

Was Gabby Logan "riding" Ewan McGregor in this instance ?

I fantasise wonder ?

N::o

[Huguenot]

Gabby Logan dressed in a Scrooge nightgown riding a large fish and gripping a trident.

*sighs*

[Mick Mac]

Apparently Molin Contgomerie can be added to the list of people walking into this bar.

[Loz]

As can Alan Shearer. Though there is some doubt about Gabby Logan being in there.

[maxxi]

Was bit murky when I looked in but swore I saw David Threlfall...

..and a local match seller told me that the 'international/world famous' star referred to was Hugh B. not Mr Mac.

Giggsy was definitely practising his inswingers though.

Believe Sheerah and Ms. Logan were in another bar altogether.

And Monty was in the old bar with Andrew Marr and Fred the Shred before it got bulldozed

[jctg]

The Premiership footballer confessed all to his wife the other day, wife subsequently "devastated", Ryan Giggs doesn't play for Man Utd against Arsenal today as he has 'a touch of flu'. Team mates realise identity of super-injunction holder, play sh-t and get beaten 1-0. Just a theory, mind.

[maxxi]

Now we know why it was SO secret... http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/celebrity/giggs-leaves-wife-for-hugh-bonneville-201105093787/

[legalbeagle]

Anyone else just NOT CARE who these people are or are not sleeping with? Why do they NEED an injunction, super or otherwise? Can we just stop caring about their nether regions and then the papers would have nothing to sell?

[Loz]

"Totally Anonymous Soccer Player Sues Twitter For Saying Ryan Giggs Had An Affair"

[huncamunca]

*insterts cynical comment regarding Sleb culture and the manifest futility of our own lives,the truncated dreams and castrated desires*

[legalbeagle]

*pokes eyes out with shitty stick in despair at what passes for "news" these days*

[maxxi]

stoppress... Solicitor's dog in faecal-twig related Lear re-enactment

[legalbeagle]

Now THAT'S news. Though of course I can no longer read it.

[maxxi]

It's okay... it's in broil (c.Gerald Wiley)

[Jah Lush]

Broil? I'm sorry, would you like to feel that again? Surely you meant braille.

[legalbeagle]

Unless they are cooking it. Sort of bringing me the news through the medium of smell? Dogs have very sensitive noses......

[maxxi]

Jah Lush Wrote:

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> Broil? I'm sorry, would you like to feel that

> again? Surely you meant braille.

Wasn't i being obvious enough? i did credit Gerald Wiley (Ronnie Barker's nom de plume) and he used it thus "Tonight's news will be read in broil. I'm sorry I'll feel that again..."

[Jah Lush]

Hmmm... well he stole it from Peter Cook. "I am blind, but I am able to read thanks to a wonderful new system known as broil. I'm sorry, I'll just feel that again."

[maxxi]

Hmmm maybe but... Cook first used it in 1976 on Derek and Clive (Live) and I think Barker may have already used it by then so maybe Cook stole it from Barker? (cries of "surely not!" "never!" etc)

ETA: the quote -(circa 197?)

Scene, Barker taking off a BBC newsreader, shoulders and face shot looking straight into the camera, very serious....

" And that was the news for our sighted viewers. We now continue with the news in Broille....."

- pause, with puzzled look on his face, looks down at his hands floating over a big book

"Sorry, I'll just feel that again!"

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Lady Deliah, Otta and StraeferJack been in?