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For my dinner, the guests mentioned after Stephen are greeted and seated first, then Stephen arrives unnanounced.

He will see the shock in the face of his killers across the table and see in their eyes the guilt for his murder.

I'd like to hear his questions and their replies. I'd like to see their disposition and hear any attempts at justification they utter, before all falls silent under the stare of Stephen.

KidKruger I hear you.


Unfortunately Acourt wouldn't he was quoted as saying "I reckon every n****r should be chopped up and left with stumps." and was imprisoned for trying to run over a black policeman, unprovoked and sober.


I don't think you'll hear any attempts at justification from them.


Guys like them make me want to reconsider the death sentence.

Well thank god for "acceptable homosexuals". We wont be having any of those unacceptable one now will we....



Tarot Wrote:

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> I dont think over camp men are funny either, the

> days of Larry Grayson are long gone, even Paul O

> Grady knew that

> and hung his frock up, homosexuals like Christian

> and Syed are more acceptable,although Loui Spence

> is funny.

Excellent idea.


I know a very competent bass player who could slap out a few licks every time someone comes back from the bog.


Things might be a bit rubbish for the first few hours, but I bet by the time the coffees are served-up everyone will be literally shaking with uncontrollable laughter etc etc

Dit on tees,you know that most homosexual men,do not want to be stereotyped as camp anymore,some have also said they would rather be called queer than gay.

Times have changed they would prefer not to be laughed at and reject the image people thrust on them,and dont find

over effiminate men,attractive.

It was in that context I was referring too.

Tarot, you are really hilarious, I want to read the same literature as you do and watch the same programmes as you do.... I don't know many gay people who would be comfortable being called queer.. Times have changed indeed but some appear to have been lost in a sad, bleak time warp. May the force be with you dude!

Nigel Molesworth, just to see how he's getting on in the city.

Ian Carmichael, because I think he'd have lots of great anecdotes.

Alistair Sim in drag, for reasons that pass all understanding.

Nikki Sixx, to bring down the tone by trying to pull Alistair Sim.

Tim Kelly, so I could get him all drunk and pissed-up and nick the Eye of Zoltek.

Joyce Grenfell, so she could keep us entertained by having conversations with imaginary children.

Phil Lynott, so he could raise the tone by trying to pull Joyce Grenfell.

Stewart Lee, so he could tell us all why dinner parties are shit.

Noel Coward, to put Stewart Lee in his place.

Calvin, because...Jeez I gotta have a reason for EVERYTHING now!!

What a great Idea. I would love to be there as well for the same reasons but is a shame

I am going to miss it. One thing what my lovely mum has always say is that..

"NEVER TEACH A PIG TO SIGN BECOUSE YOUR WASTE YOUR TIME AND YOU ANNOY THE PIG "

Omid Djalili because I think he's funny

Marco Pierre White (to help me in the kitchen)

Robert de Niro..just because..

Lao Tzu because I love reading his quotes

Queen Cleopatra to see what she really looked like

Posh Spice so I could force feed her bread, steak and foie gras to fatten her up

Rafael Nadal so I could get him pissed and take advantage of him

Jhoana Wrote:

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> I think LorshipLmonks has just said it but for

> some doesn't sink in, ha ha ha

> for me this has been one of the best jocks more

> funny than the dog and the chicken ha ha ah..


This is very cool ha ha ha

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