Social Faux Pas in ED - the definitive list

[mockney piers]

"Surely everyone loves clowns, they're harmless after all"

[huncamunca]

" You have to admire that Bob Crow for his resulte defence of his members and the general publics safety - I for one am more than happy to experience a slight disruption to my commute as long as it ensures the workers are not exploited."

[mockney piers]

I play the joker that's not a faux pas, that's stupidity.

[Sue]

I'm going to sell my house and buy a van to live in round here. I'm sure the residents won't mind.

[Frankito]

East Dulwich needs an M&S.....................yah?

[huncamunca]

"No, Ive not been into football that long really, I always preferred Rugby, but when the chance came along to support a team and appear to be a regular guy ."

"I chose manchester united as they were winning at the time I decided football was kewl - maybe late 1990's ? Like most other ManU fans, I believe that George best was the best player of all time, based on on what other people say and the 3 youtube clips I have watched"

"Yes, I have managed to exaggerate familial links with Manchester as a defence mechanism & have the ability to cry at will when Munich '58 is mentioned, but in reality ,I am Surrey born & bred"

"yes, I went to Old Trafford once and ejoyed the day. I have to admit though, I was glad to get back to ED, as Manchester is a post industrial wasteland populated by inbred trogloditic Kyle fodder"

" Obviously I wouldnt watch a game by myself at home, I prefer tennis - C'MON ANDY "

[Otta]

Hahahaha LOL! Top quality post.

[Brendan]

This is soccer you're talking about right?

[huncamunca]

" Strangely enough, I too feel slightly uncomfortable carrying the SNUB bag and banging on about Green issues and carbon footprints, when My husand is a succesful Oil trader in the city. maybe Ive just got too much spare time."

[Moos]

"Isn't it interesting how other people have made different life choices from mine. Still, live and let live, eh? How petty it would be of me to try to "correct" their ways of living their lives."

[huncamunca]

" IS advertising rewarding ? well yes, in terms of my income, but morally its a repugnant trade, creating demand for unimaginatitive products with a pre planned obselesence and exploiting peoples insecurities."

[huncamunca]

Well, I for one would bribe a headmaster to ensure my Children get into my chosen school"

[Atticus]

'The forum is much better now than it used to be'

[Atticus]

North Cross Road on a Saturday is a bloody nightmare! It takes about 5 minutes to squeeze my way through in the 4 x 4, honestly, what is the ruddy point!!?

[Frankito]

As a 4x4 driver, that made me chuckle... Tis true that North Cross Rd is a nightmare with big wheels.

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

Excuse me, do you have a light, please?

[Charlybarly]

"Personally I agree with Katie Hopkins, cut maternity leave to three weeks"

"East Dulwich, is that, like, Stoke Newington for the less well off"

[Atticus]

'Excuse me, I notice your toddler is playing up, did you not think of reading Gina?

[maxxi]

Bugger waitrose, what east dulwich really needs is a greggs.

[huncamunca]

" Yes, I went for the goatee, shaved head and oversized headphones look last year, but I wasnt fooling anyone - I was still a 38 year old father of 2,working in marketing and the music I forced myself to listen to was terrible. Give me a bit of Pink Floyd and my slippers anyday..."

[jollybaby]

"Yes I'll have a bag please..."

[Atticus]

A pub is a pub not a f'ing playground!

[Jenayr]

Atticus Wrote:

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> A pub is a pub not a f'ing playground!

I am sure I said that last weekend!

[Otta]

Your little boy is very cute, do you mind if I take a photo?

[Brendan]

Atticus Wrote:

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> A pub is a pub not a f'ing playground!

I was treating pubs like playgounds for years before I became a parent.