Tintin

[????]

Are yours standing up then Moos?

[Moos]

Dammit! I was querying an apparent tautology and now I just look like some kind of weirdo with a sideways bottom.

[mockney piers]

I can't believe my 10,000th post is discussing poo, thanks moos, but oh my word yes, I'd really not thought about that.

As oppose to what Snor.. I mean Huncamunca?

[????]

an epic 10,000

[Guest]

I read somewhere that the Queen has loos which are slightly higher at the front so I guess a semi-reclining poo is also possible.

[mockney piers]

Then there is the old hole in the floor, which if there's any of the old Norman stock left in the royals, there must surely be at least one tucked away in the palace somewhere.

(ooh 10001 a nice palindromic number there; is it possible to do an entire and meaningful post as a palindrome? HB, I challenge thee)

[Guest]

Would imagine it's standard issue at Balmoral.

[HonaloochieB]

I noted the 'poo' but didn't pick up on the 'sit down'.

Does it make any else's teeth hurt when adults use infantile words like 'poo' and 'tummy'?

[HonaloochieB]

Eew wee.

(piss poor I know MP, palindromes elude me somewhat)

[mockney piers]

Sorry HB did you say something? My molars are giving me awful gyp right now.

[huncamunca]

A sit down poo represents an event, an entertainment rather than a function.

Still, pedant to your hearts content if it makes you feel better

[Guest]

What words would you consider suitable in this case, HB?

[HonaloochieB]

If you say so Hunca, must go now, my tooshy pegs are making me all cross.

[huncamunca]

now if I say " shite", when describing Jedward, then the feel of the word is more important than the literal meaning. I would not call Jedward "poo", though I may say " pants".

[Moos]

Dearest huncamunca, the most innocent of questions I do assure you... and most satisfactorily answered, many thanks.

Besides, it made Mockers type a symbolic poo-filled 10,000th post, which I thought most apt. After all, what are we all doing here if not talking shite? If we wanted to say something sensible we'd be on the economist, or badscience, or some political forum or other. Or the Cats Protection League, you know the sort of thing.

[Otta]

mockney piers Wrote:

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> I can't believe my 10,000th post is discussing

> poo, thanks moos, but oh my word yes, I'd really

> not thought about that.

>

> As oppose to what Snor.. I mean Huncamunca?

Wow, 10000 posts. There cant be too mann people who've done that! ;-)

[david_carnell]

I would think there are only three inc young Piers.

[nashoi]

Well done on the 10000 posts MP. These days though doesn't that evoke some kind of Logan's Run type scenario? You make a run for sanctuary, or Nunhead, whichever comes first, while Sandperson tries to chase you down.

[????]

Keef and Sean both did

[mockney piers]

i'm prety sure brendan did a while back, and quids aint far off.

Has Jah got there yet?

[nashoi]

In fact thinking about it, doesn't Jenny Agutter live in Camberwell, is that where Sean and Keef went? Perhaps you should try north MP.

[HonaloochieB]

Ms B Wrote:

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> What words would you consider suitable in this

> case, HB?

I favour 'crap' and 'Newingtons' Ms B.

[Brendan]

This thread is full of shit.

[Annette Curtain]

???? Wrote:

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> Keef and Sean both did

Yes.

And look what happened to them.

* waves to sean *

Nette:)

[HonaloochieB]

huncamunca Wrote:

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> now if I say " shite", when describing Jedward,

> then the feel of the word is more important than

> the literal meaning. I would not call Jedward

> "poo", though I may say " pants".

Ooh 'pants' - file that one with 'Crimbo' and 'pressie'.