Privet hedge

[Salsaboy]

If the handyman is using the tradesmans entrance, does he need to wear any protection against anything nasty that may be there?

[maxxi]

not if he's small enough to nip in the cat flap

[Frankito]

How does one deal with overgrown bushes round the back? Wet n, wild or chainsaw trim?

[Loz]

See a doctor.

[Salsaboy]

Would it help if 2 handymen were to tackle the problem at the same time? One dealing with the front and one dealing with the back?

[Frankito]

Isn't that a burglary?

[Michael Palaeologus]

Banditry, in part.

[Salsaboy]

The trouble with using the Tradesmans entance is that it can sometimes be a tight squeeze.

Allegedly.

[Frankito]

A sheep is a sheep.

[????]

"Daizie, Daizie give us your answer do" ;-)

[Salsaboy]

Baaaa

[Alan Medic]

73

[Frankito]

New rule?

Why do Americans insist on saying fanny instead of bum?

[Loz]

Especially since most can't tell their fanny from their elbow.

[Annette Curtain]

Frankito Wrote:

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> New rule?

>

> Why do Americans insist on saying fanny instead of

> bum?

Well it got around the bum/sex prudery doctrine instilled by christian militants

Try this.

"Hey are you taking it up the a***"

"No, How dare you, i'm perfectly happy with it in the fanny"

It's semantics see.

Nette:-S

[maxxi]

a fanny is a bum

a bum is a hobo (not a whore's boyfriend)

an arse is a butt

but mainly an ass

which is also a bum

you can bum a fag

smoke a fag

smoke a fag butt

even draw on a fag

yes... semantics... I see...

[Frankito]

Almost sorry I asked, you two are sick, sick, sick

>:D<