Well ain't that nice!

[Laddy Muck]

Just reached my front door to be welcomed by a bucketload - of what look to be, smell like, and taste like - home grown strawberries. No note.

I have no idea who they are from. I only hope they were intended for me as I have already scoffed nearly one-third of them and, if they were: thank you.

Isn't life good!?

[Guest]

How lovely, Laddy Muck - like a gift from the universe.

My own version of that is that I was feeling a bit unloved this morning and met not one but two very affectionate dogs, who both made me feel much happier.

[Alan Medic]

And if they weren't?

[PeckhamRose]

Wot, they didn't leave no cream? Mean bastds!

How lovely though!!!

[Laddy Muck]

@ Ms B:

Awwww...well done to those doggies.

@ Mr. Medic:

Ahem...what can I say, other than they are utterly delicious. Still warm from the sunshine...sublime.

Funnily enough this isn't the first time someone has left goodies in a bucket outside my front door with no note. The last time this happened someone deposited a toad. Cute little thing it was. Cheered me up no end. I didn't eat it though, it looked so frightened.

[Laddy Muck]

No cream PR, LOL!

[Loz]

A third of a bucket of strawberries? My, aren't you going to be... um... regular.

[Laddy Muck]

Well they will be coming out of my ears soon, that's for sure. God they are good though.

[ruffers]

A toad, I misread that. I thought it was a little Richard The Third.

[Laddy Muck]

Yes a toad ruffers. I found out - some months later - that it had been found crossing the Walworth Road (of all places), so the person concerned decided to bring it to me (as I have a pond). He's still around too! (The toad, that is).

[Loz]

Laddy Muck Wrote:

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> Well they will be coming out of my ears soon,

> that's for sure. God they are good though.

It's not your ears I am worried about. But it is an anagram of "ears", though. ::o

[Laddy Muck]

*chokes - on another LSD and wee loaded strawberry*

ETA: "and wee"

[katie1997]

Ah, you know when Summer is just around the corner when there's talk of exquisitely fresh, English strawberries ... and LSD.

[????]

...don't forget urine

[Loz]

You're taking the piss now.

[katie1997]

I wonder if Laddy is now on a massive comedown from the earlier LSD-impregnated strawberry binge?

*dims lights*

[DJKillaQueen]

She didn't turn up to footy tonight so you may well be right ;-)

[katie1997]

DJKillaQueen Wrote:

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> She didn't turn up to footy tonight so you may

> well be right ;-)

Tee hee. I mean, tsk tsk ;-)

[Bluerevolution]

You ate them, wonderful BWAHAHAHA tick tock !

[Laddy Muck]

Yeah, and I'm still alive you devil!

PERHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Frankito]

Laddy Muck I have a question for you: do you know anyone who hates you enough to want to poison you? If so, we all have enemies, might I suggest that next time someone deposits something on your door, you treat it with caution.

Unless it's a puppy of course!

[Laddy Muck]

Blimey...never occurred to me...but yeah, BR being a Manchester City fan and all...all makes sense now...lucky escape I reckon...

I thank thee Frankito.

:-S

[Bluerevolution]

I only have to get lucky the once BWAHAHAHA

[Laddy Muck]

Yeah...once in 35 years!>:D

[Bluerevolution]

Was worth the wait-tick tock