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Not a car roof, but tonight I passed a man eating a takeaway in his car in a quiet residential street. What he didn't appear to see was the fox a few feet away on the opposite side of the road, lying in the shadow of a parked car, staring intently at his half-open window... I stood watching for a few minutes but it didn't move until some more people came down the street talking loudly. Think the guy had a close call there.
It's a FOX, Sue. Maitre Corbeau, sur un arbre perch?, tenait dans son bec un fromage. Maitre Renard, par l'odeur allech?, lui teint ? peu pr?s ce langage. You can guess the rest. Half a chance and it would have been in through the car window and out again with a string of sausages between its jaws.

Robert Poste's Child Wrote:

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> It's a FOX, Sue. Maitre Corbeau, sur un arbre

> perch?, tenait dans son bec un fromage. Maitre

> Renard, par l'odeur allech?, lui teint ? peu pr?s

> ce langage. You can guess the rest. Half a chance

> and it would have been in through the car window

> and out again with a string of sausages between

> its jaws.


A Fox, A Fox from Dulwich


Oh

Robert Poste's Child Wrote:

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> It's a FOX, Sue. Maitre Corbeau, sur un arbre

> perch?, tenait dans son bec un fromage. Maitre

> Renard, par l'odeur allech?, lui teint ? peu pr?s

> ce langage. You can guess the rest. Half a chance

> and it would have been in through the car window

> and out again with a string of sausages between

> its jaws.



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